”Babaho-baho”
Inspired by: Titibo-tibo , Moira Dela Torre
Elementary palang napapasin na nila
Ang amoy kong parang hindi pambabae, e kasi imbes na maligo ginagawa ko Lang ay wisik
Tapos Kajamming Ko noon maruruming pulube sa amin
Nung akoy mag highschool ay napabarkada sa badjao Pati sa taong grasa na hanap din ay pagkain
Sa halip na panligo bitbit ko ay basura
Tapos pormahan ko lagi ay maruming gutay gutay na bestida Pero noong nakilala kita, nagbagong lahat aking timpla natutu na ako magsipilyo, magsabon at maligo least once a month
Hindi ko alam kung anung meron ka Na sa akin ay nagpabago bigla sinong mag-aakalang lalaki pala Ang bibihag sa tulad Kong dilag na damak
Kahit akoy babaho-baho
Puso ko ay babaho-baho pa rin sa’yu Isang halik mo lamang at akoy nababanguhan At aking pagkababae ay nababanguhan Na parang bulaklak na namumukadkad Dahil alaga mo sa PH care at katamtaman punas ng araw-araw mong paglihug
Sa aking body, nagpapabango Noong tayoy nag college ay saka ko lamang binigay ang matamis na oo Sampung buwan mong trinabaho sa halip tsokalate at tipikal na mga diskarte
Nabihag moko sa mga sabon at sa tutpeyst na tig-dodose
Kaya nga noong makilala kita
Alam ko na mayroong himala
Natutu akung magshampoo at napadalas ang pagspray ng down’y ng kulay pula
Pero ‘di mo nman inasam na ako ay bumabangong tuluyan para patunayang walang mabahu na pante sa mala-ariel mong uri ng pagmamahal
Kahit akoy babaho-baho
Puso ko ay babaho-baho pa rin sayo
Isang halik mo lamang at akoy napapatutbras
At aking pagkababae ay nababanguhan
Na parang bang bulaklak na namumukadkad
Dahil alaga mo sa PH care sa katamtaman punas ng araw-araw mong pang hilod
NBA ka ba??? Kasi khit MIAMI akong ginagawa.CAVS DALLASan ikaw parin ang laman ng pusot isip ko.khit habulin pako ng.RAPTORS AT GRIEZZLIES kagatin ng..TEMBERWOLVES at kalmutin ng BOBCATS.khit pasabugan man ako ng ROCKETS tamaan ng THUNDER masunog sa SUNS at matunaw sa BLAZERS magtawag kaman ngWIZZARDS at ako’y e MAGIC kaya ko paring maging..WARRIORS.ng puso mo o teka teka time SPURS muna.. napansin ko lng yung CLIPPERS mo bagay pla sayu.pati mata ng HAWK ay mabubulag sa kagandahan mo..pasensya na kung mahaba-haba ang banat ko may CELTICS narin kse yung utak ko ee..biruin mo 76ERS na ang lumipas pero ikaw parin ang nasa isipan ko..BULLS eye na kse sa puso ko at sa pag ibig ko coz your JAZZ may one and only..ganyan ka LAKERS ang tama ko sayo ohh ano NUGGETS mo ba? yung wala wag ng hanapin
Juan : pare sabay n tayong pumasok .
Pedro: oo sige pre .
Juan: mukang masarap yang baon mo aa .
Pedro: oo pre adobong baboy.
_kinuwa ni Juan ang baon ni Pedro.
Pedro: pre akina yang baon ko .Balik muyan …
Juan: babalik kulang to pg nasagot mo Tanong ko.
Pedro: oo sige Basta babalik muyan ha .
Juan : oo Basta Tama ha
Perdo: ok Sige ano Tanong mo.
Juan: 1+1
Perdo: 2
Juan:galing aa ! 2+2
Pedro:4
Juan : galing talaga aa! 4+4
Pedro:5
Juan: hahahahahahaha😂😂😂
Perdo: bkit k natawa????
Juan : kala ko kc hnd mo alam ee ! Ito n baon moh..
_hahahaha
👑
Dear Charo,
A lot of hands have moved to my
Body. Many and different saliva have i tasted. A lot of mouth came and licking me. BUT IT DOESN ‘ T
Nangangahulogan I lost my
Dignity.
Highly respectfully.
” Spoon ‘
Tindero: Bili na po kayo kurtina.
Pare: pabili nga ng kurtina nyo. Yung pang computer ah.
Tindero: wala naman pong pang computer na kurtina eh. Bat nyo po ba ilalagay sa computer?
Pare: may windows kasi yung computer ko eh.
Tinder:….
कल अख़बार में एक आर्टिकल पढ़ा।
“बीवी को नियंत्रण में कैसे रखें?”
इतनी ख़ुशी हुई कि धड़कन बढ़ गयी।
पूरी आर्टिकल एक ही साँस में पढ़ लिया।
लिखा था – सुबह टहलने जाएँ, ज्यादा हरी सब्जियाँ खाएँ, क्रोध न करें, खान पान का विशेष ध्यान रखें, रेगुलर चेक-अप कराएँ वगैरह वगैरह..।कुछ समझ नहीं आया तो बाद में फिर से हेडिंग पढ़ी। दिमाग ख़राब हो गया।
लिखा था –
“बीपी को नियंत्रण में कैसे रखें?”
The story behind “ladies first”:
Long ago, a man ‘n woman were madly in love.They wanted to get married but their parents didn’t approve.So they decided to kill themselves.They thought the best way to do it was to leap off a cliff…The man couldn’t bare to see his sweetheart fall before him.. so he convinced her he would go first, and he jumped..
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But that bitch never did..
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
If he does not love you anymore, what do u think can make him start re-loving you?
There is only LOVE in the Dictionary, no “RE-LOVING”
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that’s not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends.” A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.
Don’t settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.”You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and starts applying her makeup right there in bed…… Husband stares at her and asks “Have you lost your mind ?” She Replies “I need to unlock my phone, it’s on face recognition and it doesn’t recognize me”.
A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion, he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to swim across the pool and come out unharmed would be granted three wishes.
Immediately, there was complete silence, nobody wanted to risk his or her life. All of a Sudden, there was a big splash and Akpos was swimming like hell! He successfully came out alive.
He was then given a round of applause. Everyone was anxious to know what gave Akpos the courage to do it, but then, the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
Akpos replied, “Give me a shotgun, 3 rounds of shells (bullets) and show me the idiot who pushed me inside the Pool!.”
I’ve started receiving texts mostly from ladies like:
“Its being a while”
“I Missed you so much”.
“You’re so sweet my dear”.
“Where are you?”
😳😳😳
BUT
No weapon formed against my wallet will prosper this Valentines day
Amen
A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya
Phone rings☎*:
*GIRL:* Hello
*GUY:* My L♡ve how are you doing?
*GIRL:* Am fine.
*GUY:* Will you be free during the weekend, & can you come to my house🏠?
*GIRL:* Am sorry I cant make it because I will be attending my Aunty’s wedding👰and the next
day I’ll be busy, I’m so occupied.
*GUY:* Ooh ok, I was just planning to take you out for shopping, suprise you with an iPhone📱 7 (256 GB jetblack) then buy you the dress👗, louboutin shoes👠👠you’ve been asking for…
*GIRL:* I will be coming & I may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my L♡ve.
*GUY:* What about the
wedding👨👰?
*GIRL:* Which wedding, I was only joking.
*GUY:* Me too!
I don’t care anymore, about anything or anyone. Nothing interests me, I don’t react to all the shit that’s going on around me. I feel my self alone, so alone that I cannot hear but the bustle of thoughts, chaos and mess in my head even while being with a bunch of people. They think I’m just a weird person, quiet and psycho that has nothing with the graduate world, judging my silence and lack of contact with them .. I knew so many people and I saw in each one of them how much they’re fake, I saw hypocrisy and selfishness .. I’ve been through many situations, life thought me not to trust, not to depend on anyone, . I learned to be strong and to repair m’y broken pieces
We have yet another set of Army Worms preparing to attack Men’s wallets and Bank accounts on the 14th of February. Advise from the Office of The Vice President Disaster Management and Mitigation Unit is for Men to use the strongest pesticide i.e Switching off your phones and change location._
