Dad: Who do u like more dad or mom?😐
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Rich: Both😉
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Dad: Ok if i go to UK and your mom goes to America, where will u go?😕
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Rich: America😉
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Dad: That shows u love your mom more😓
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Rich: No it shows I love America more than I love UK😃
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Dad: ok, If i go to America and your mom goes to UK, where will u go?😑
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Rich: UK😁
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Dad: why😠😠😠
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Rich:😂😂 I choose UK because I went to America before😉
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Dad: when???😨
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Rich: During the first question
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I remember one time when I was in the supermarket😐
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I saw a kid crying while throwing tantrums just because her mom didn’t buy her favourite chocolate🍫
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Due to my clean heart..I bought the chocolate and ate it in front of the kid
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ਇਕ ਦਿਨ ਮੈਂ ਸੁਪਰ ਮਾਰਕਿਟ ਗਿਆ
ਓਥੇ ਇੱਕ ਬੱਚਾ ਰੋ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਉਸਦੀ ਮੰਮੀ
ਉਸਦੀ ਪਸੰਦੀਦਾ ਚੋਕਲੈਟ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਦੇ ਰਹੀ
ਮੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਪਸੀਜ਼ ਗਿਆ , ਮੈਂ ਓਹੀ ਚੋਕਲੈਟ
ਖਰੀਦੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਉਸ ਬੱਚੇ ਦੇ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਖਾਧੀਆਂ
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girl:kuya pabili nga po ng sardinas
tindero:anong sardinas?
girl:ung naka bote kuya meron kayo?malamang ung naka lata konting common sense naman kuya hah
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KAHIT PUSTAHAN TAYO, MARAMING MAY MAG POPOST SA 14 NG ” MAY ANO BA NGAYON ? “, TANGA SYEMPRE “INDEPENDENCE DAY” .
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Pedro: Pre, bakit ka pala nakabraces?
Juan: Ah! Tol, sobrang pangit kasi ang ngipin ko kaya kailangan ayusin.
Pedro: Bakit ngipin mo lang nakabraces? Sana buong mukha mo na lang.
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I Dont Care How Much I Spend On You But Remember :
When We Broke Up I Want My Money Back
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Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.
You Know Or Should I Tell You ?
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That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.
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Habang naninilip si Juan sa taas ng bubong.
BOY: Sige na! Wala namang tao!
GIRL: Eh pano kung mabuntis ako?!
BOY: Bahala na ang nasa taas!
Juan: Putragis! Bakit ako!?! Naninilip lang ako ahh!
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ANAK: TAY NAG PA TATTOO PO AKO .
TATAY: GANUN BA ANAK, TAPANG NAMAN NG ANAK KO ‘ ANO NAMAN LION O WOLF ?
ANAK: PUSA PO
TATAY: OH KAKAIBA YAN AHH.. ANONG KLASING PUSA ?
ANAK : HELLO KITTY PO
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Kung ayaw mo makalimutan ng isang tao…
UTANGAN MO.
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UWI KA NA,D NA AKO GALIT
AYOS NA UNG KAMA,GULUHIN NATIN ULET
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Ano pinagkaiba ng OPINION at CONCLUSION.
Makakapasok ka sa pinto pag OPINION at hindi ka makakapasok sa pinto CONCLUSION
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NAPATUNAYAN KO NA TALAGANG ORIGINAL YUNG CELLPHONE KO😍
KASI ANTAGAL MALOWBAT HABANG NAKACHARGE
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ale:ahh juan,andyan ba ang nanay mo?
juan:bakit nyo po hinahanap,ano po kailangan nyo sa nanay ko?
ale:ah tungkol sa utang
juan:wala po sya eh umalis kanina
ale:sayang! magbabayad pa naman sana ako ng utang sa kanya
juan:pero bumalik na po sya kanina
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