I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.
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I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.
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Sometimes, the questions are more important than the answers.
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Everyday passes by and i am one step closer
to the best thing in my life.
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Every king, Shaka, Herod, Pharoah, Luther, Mzilikazi, u name them, was once a crying and crawling baby. Every building, Calton Centre, NRZ Bldng/Packade Cntr, Tower Block, Twin Towers, u name them, was once a map, a plan on a paper. Its not important what u are today bt its what you become tomorow. The negative things said about u today, ungabi lendaba, they are helping u to build a strong testimony to share tomorow. Put yo faith in God, akaxakeki ngabantu bakhe, unecebo ngawe. Whatever life throws at u, akcept and persevere, there wil be sunshine afta the storm, kip pedaling, ungami.
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Kusemshadweni, uNyaa uhleli eceleni
komunye ubaba bese ehlebela lo baba athi,
“Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo.”
Aphendule lo baba athi, “Okokuqala awungazi.
Okwesibili kungenzeka awumenywanga.
Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le ntombazane othi yimbi
yindodakazi yami.”
“Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba umakoti kuyise.”
Kuzincengela uNyaa eseshaywa amahloni.
Ezwe ngenkulu impama uNyaa eshaywa yilo baba,
“Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngobaba,
ngingumama kamakoti mina man!
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I show off kaNyaa ekhuluma labanye otsheri:
Nyaa: liyazi namuhla ngicaphukile so”
Xolie: “Yindaba Nyastoe?”
Selibona Nya: “Liyazi okuligundwane kuphose kwangi stressa so. Khonapha ngihleli ku TV room yam nanku kuseqa phezu kwe Pizza yami kuqonda streit ku 72 inch Plasma Tv ngakusukumela nanko ku PVR decorder kweqa phezu kwe 10 piece SONY sound system, lakho lakho nanko phezu kwe remote ye Aircon, lakho lakho ngahle ngadobha umbhobho kamawobho wangkhaya, yimi lwana ngikuxotsha nginyathela phezu kwe Ipad yomnawami oku Grade 1 nhlanhla nje i Ipad eyami, ekamasalu, ekacc, ekamdala beziku charger. ngadubula kabili ngakhutha ngadubula i remote ka garden boy eye Prado, lakho lakho ekhitshini kukhwela phezu kwe 3 door Samsung fridge akuhlalanga ngathi ngkuthathe kweqela phezu kwe 6-plate stove ngasala ngitshaya ikhekhe letiye ka4. Besengilolaka ngathat ha ingqamu eyathunyezwa ngumamncane efakwa ibattery ngahle ngayilayitha take take lakho nanko ngeniyani ebedroom yami mina valiyani isivalo ngezwa litshukuza ngemva kwe 50 Inch plasma TV yami nganyenya kanti angizwanga kuhle kutshukuza ngemva kwe built-in fridge yami ehlala i Pure Juice nanko kweqa kwadlula kugijima phezu kwe Laptop yami iSumsung ele Windows 8 e releaswe last week. Labaleka laqonda egarage laba lomnyama lathola kupake izimota 8 ngahle ngathatha ama remote azo ngakhalisa lethuka laphuma coz umsindo owenziwa ngeyami imota i Aston Martin awutshiphanga, khona ngabe lithole iJaguar kamasalu nga lihle lafa. Ngize ngayalibulalela ku swimming pool”
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Wayesethi u Adam Ku Eva
Let’s take a break sobona
After I valentine
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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo
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All those bullets MaNzuza dodge in Sarafina
.
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Finally got her on Uzalo
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Studio 88 rejected my job application,
so grand sharp I’m not qualified to follow
customers around the store?
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Xhosa parents would want you to sit on their lap
even when you’re 18 years
just to avoid paying your fare in a taxi
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IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME: 😇
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Umuntu Acabange Kuthy Going To Church Every Sunday Make You A Christian
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Mamela Ngithi
“Uboke Ulale eGarage Ubone Kuthy Uzavuka Uyimoto Yini”
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When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”
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If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!
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Rich was a virgin😯 He knew nothing about sex. His parents married a girl for him😩
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On the first night of the marriage, he entered the the bedroom only to see his wife completely naked. He was completely schocked😨😨 because he had never seen a naked woman in his Life😣
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She asked: ” Do u know what I want?”😊☺
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Rich said: “No”😐
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She then laid on the bed and asked again: “Do u know what what I want?”😯
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Rich said: “No!”😟
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She then laid on bed and spread her body on the body and opened her legs wide open and then asked again: “Do U know what I want now…Its must be clear by now?”😉
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Rich started laughing😂😂😂After laughing for about 4 minutes,
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He said: “Yes now i get it!😂 You want to have to the whole bed and sleep alone”
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