ਦੋਸਤ – ਮੈਂ ਹੁਣ ਭੁੱਲ ਗਿਆ ਓਹਨੂੰ , ਹੁਣ ਨੀਂ ਕਦੇ ਯਾਦ ਕਰੂੰਗਾ
ਮੈਂ – ਆਹ ਲੈ ਪਾਣੀ ਪੀ ਲਾ
ਦੋਸਤ – ਯਾਰ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਪਾਣੀ ਪੀਂਦੀ ਸੀ
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ਮੈਂ – Hi
ਕੁੜੀ – ਦੇਖ ਮੈਂ ਹਾਲੇ ਪੂਰੀ ਤਰਾਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਪੜਾਈ ਤੇ Focus ਕਰਨਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ , ਹਾਲੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਵੀ ਤਰਾਂ ਦੇ relationship ਚ ਨੀਂ ਪੈਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ
ਮੈਂ – ਭੈਣ ਪੈਨ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਸੀ
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Bakit “DP” ang tawag sa profile picture natin? diba dapat “PP”? Sabagay, ang panget nga naman kung ganito.
“Palike naman ng PP ko, like ko din yung PP mo.”
“Ang qt ng PP mo ngayon ah”
“Bago PP mo?”
“San kinuha PP mo?”
“Pashare naman ng PP ko, project lang, share ko din sayo”
“Bat anlabo ng PP mo?”
“Bakit kulay black PP mo?”
diba ang pangit?
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Anak: Tay ano ang english ng puno ?
Tatay: Wood anak.
Anak: Nge, sabi ni teacher tree daw.
Tatay: Kung tatlo anak.
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You Take Her To The Mall And Spend Like R10,000 On Her Food, Cosmetic, Hair And Some New Clothes, After That She Want To Go Straight To Her House Without Even Just A kiss, Besides She Even tells You That She Will Soon Tell You If She Loves You Or Not, You Drive Her On Your AMG That Costs 4 Liter Petrol Pair Kilo And As You Drop Her At Her House You Give Her Like R2500 For Airtime And Data, When You Get Home She Text You Please Don’t Call I’m With My Future Husband💔 After Two Month While as You Are Still Waiting For Her To Answer You, She text You I’m Pregnant And The Guy Is Denying The Pregnancy😭 Out Of Love You Decide To Marry Her With her Pregnancy Only To Finds Out That The Same Broke Guy Who Made Her Pregnant Is Still Hitting On Her Ryt Inside Your House When You Are Off To Work 😬
My Question Is What Would You Do ?
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ਨੀਲਾ ਘੋੜਾ ਬਾਂਕਾ ਜੋੜਾ, ਹੱਥ ਵਿਚ ਬਾਜ਼ ਸੁਹਾਏ ਨੇ,
ਚਲੋ ਸਿੰਘੋ ਚੱਲ ਦਰਸ਼ਨ ਕਰੀਏ, ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਬਿੰਦ ਸਿੰਘ ਆਏ ਨੇ।
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bestie – ਕੀ ਹੋਇਆ ?
ਮੈਂ – ਕੁਛ ਨਹੀਂ
ਮੈਂ (ਅੰਦਰੋਂ) – ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਦੋ ਤਿੰਨ ਵਾਰ ਪੁੱਛ
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MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH
AN ONLINE
GIRL.
I have tried to convince this girl on
facebook,
Whatsapp, BBM e.t.c
to visit me but she always tell me
that she is
busy,
her profile pictures was always
tempting her
curves,
her boobs name it everything make
sense,
i decided to take it to another level
at my own
expense. . .
Hope you know what i mean?
So at last i was able to decode her
to give me
her number,
i called her immediately to confirm
if it was
really her number.
We talked for a while and i
discovered that
she just lives a stone throw from
my place,
i said within me,
“aha”As an award winning
Womanizer,
convincing her was just like
counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit
me next
week Thursday,
Thursday seemed too far but that
was just the
price to enter her ..
Thursday finally came,
i called her around 7:30 just to
confirm if she
was still coming.
She said in Affirmative,
i arranged my room immediately
bought 8
condoms(Guess it was too much)
around 10.am she knocked on my
door,
she dressed seductively and was
charming . . .
I chucked” Today na Today”
I laughed within me……………..
See how you make serious dey
read this long
story. . .
My dear,
i wish you can learn how to read
your bible
like dis….
I bet you God will like it and be
happy.
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ਜੇ ਦੇਖਾਂ ਦੁੱਖਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਢੇਰੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ
ਲੱਗਦਾ ਜੀਣ ਦਾ ਹੱਜ ਕੋਈ ਨਾ
ਜੇ ਤੱਕਾਂ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਰਹਿਮਤਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਤੇ
ਲੱਗੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮੰਗਣ ਦਾ ਚੱਜ ਕੋਈ ਨਾ
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ਜਿਸਦੀ ਮਰਜ਼ੀ ਤੋਂ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਨੀਂ
ਹਿਲਦਾ ਪੱਤਾ
ਉਹ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਮੇਰਾ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਉੱਚਾ
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Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂
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ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਸਚ ਹੀ ਲਿਖਿਆ ਹੈ!
ਐ ਮੌਤ ਤੂੰ ਜਰਾ ਜਲਦੀ ਨਾਲ ਆਵੀ!!
ਕਿਸੇ ਗਰੀਬ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਕਫਨ ਦਾ ਖਰਚ ਦਵਾਈਆਂ ਚ ਨਿਕਲ ਜਾਂਦਾ!!~~~~~~
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ਪਿਤਾ ਉਹ ਅਜੀਬ ਹਸਤੀ ਹੈ,
ਜਿਸਦੇ ਪਸੀਨੇ ਦੀ ਕੀਮਤ ਵੀ
ਅੋਲਾਦ ਅਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੀ..
Miss u… 😔
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Beautiful Message*.
A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin … He said, Thank GOD I’m not poor.
The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street … He said, Thank GOD I’m not mad.
The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient … He said, Thank GOD am not sick.
Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary … He said, Thank GOD I’m not dead.
Only a dead person cannot thank God.
Why don’t you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life … for another beautiful day.
*What is LIFE*?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :
*1. Hospital*
*2. Prison*
*3. Cemetery*
🏥 At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.
🔐 In the Prison, you’ll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.
💐 At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is worth nothing. The ground that we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.
*Sad Truth* : We all come with *Nothing* and we will go with *Nothing* … Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful & grateful to God at all times for everything.
🙏 Could you please share this with someone else, and let them know that God loves them?
Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson; Yaradua died few years ago they call him late Yaradua; Mandela died few years ago they call him late Mandela, But since 2,000 years ago Jesus Christ died and no body not even the devil called him late Christ .. Glory be to God in the highest !.He lives!!! He reigns!!!!! He rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
96% of people won’t share it, but if u are 1 of 4% share this truth to ur friend
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Qualities that a woman looks for in a man
(1)brave
(2)intelligent
(3)gentle
(4)polite
(5)emotional
(6)nice
(7)innovative
(8)successful…….
put all de first letters together and send me what you got…..
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Uzabezwa nxa sebesemfeni……
NGUNAMBA BANI UMANQOBA?
1 Yikho sitshona sikhuthaza abantu ukuthi bangene amaburial manje kwiyini so.
2 Yikukhala mhlobo bani khonokhu umuntu ekhala ekhuluma njengetshona.
3 UMandlovu sekhohliwe ukuthi ubeyismall house yikho esekhala ukwedlula umfelokazi
4 Hayi ah ibhokisi lakhona ngusori…
5 Endi laze lahamba isela umuntu uzake alale ekhohliwe ukukhiya umnyango.
6 uTracy ubuwule sobamngena ekhanda yikho ebuya emfeni eqgoke imini sketi, kumbe ufuna ukukhonjiswa yisidumbu.
7 Kuthwa bebengela senti baze bancedwa ngumalume wabo oseUK.
8 Usekhala ezibhuqa phansi kodwa umamakhe esaphila wayengamnaki.
9 Umama yenowu kaswelakali ezimfeni sebeze bemuthi nguDoves 10 Amakheriya kawafi khangela ukuthi uMlilo unone njani.
11 Lanxa sokuthwa yiso isikhiwa leso, umfelokazi selokhe ephethe erisiva ifoni.
12 Kathi uChipo usaphila ngake ngezwa bembalisa nje ukuthi ubest before October.
13 uMary ulande ukuzovalelisa umngane wakhe ababewula bonke etown.
14 Ngemva kwemfa leyi siya koMangwenya, uyazibona izaziso zemfa ngemva kwendlebe zikaDanisa?
15 Okulibhokisi kwakhona ngokusorry.
16 Isimanga yikuthi kuzo zonke izimfa uThoko ukhala esiyowela phezu kwamadoda.
17 Usethabile uMandlovu indoda yakhe isize yafa.
18 Lanxa bengaze bemngcwabe ngekhasikedi sonke siyakuwani ndawo.
19 Phela kuthwa uninazala nguye obulele umntanakhe, awuboni ubekhala ilihlo elilodwa.
20 Ubutshapha obehlula imfa shuwa.
21 Angazi ukuthi bavumeleni ukuthi kube lebhodi viyuwingi lokhuyana okunjana angikaze ngubone.
22 Imfa elokudla so, uMakhumalo kasuki…sefisa ukuthi ngabe kuhle kufe omunye.
23 Bengavala ibhokisi ngengubo engcole njana
24 Lowana vele uzapoka ngendlela athanda ngayo imali.
25 Ubengathi uzathi salibonani elele ebhokisini.
26 Injiva ibuye izilengisele izandla imaraza kuphela
27 Bambani lowo engazilimazi
28 Osisi bakhona balanda ukuzotshinga kodwa emkhuhlaneni babengekho
29 Hantsho ngabe kufe isiyelele lesi kwasala umuntu kuzwa
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