After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?
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I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.
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And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”
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The money I pay in school is called school fees.
The money that I pay in the Church is called Offering and Tithes.
The money I pay in the bank is called Bank charge.
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Up till now, I still don’t know what to call the money that I give to ladies.
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Every time i feel like I’m ugly i just go and look at a few profile pics of participants in this group then i feel better about myself. You guys give me hope.
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ਵਿਆਹ ਦੇ ਖਾਣੇ ਚ
ਇਕ ਅਣਜਾਣ ਆਦਮੀ ਨੂੰ ਖਾਂਦੇ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ
ਘਰਵਾਲਿਆਂ ਨੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ
ਮਾਫ ਕਰਨਾ
ਕੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕਾਰਡ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੈ ?
ਉਸ ਆਦਮੀਂ ਨੇ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਚ ਕਿਹਾ
ਨਹੀਂ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਫੇਰ…
ਇਹ ਮੇਰੀ ਗਲਤੀ ਆ ?
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There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it
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If they can’t do their part,
they don’t deserve your heart.
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ਮੁੰਡਾ – ਯਾਰ ਮੇਰੇ ਮੋਬਾਈਲ ਚ ਕੋਈ ਪ੍ਰੋਬਲਮ ਆ
ਕੁੜੀ – ਕਿਉ ? ਕੀ ਹੋਇਆ ?
ਮੁੰਡਾ – ਯਾਰ ਇਹਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਤੇਰਾ ਨੰਬਰ ਹੀ ਨੀਂ ਹੈਗਾ
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When you miss someone,
you keep checking their profile.
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ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn
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Yaz ube Single ngathi kukhona umunt’ om’layayo
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The way I’m so drunk
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I used a calculator to post
this…
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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla
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English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla
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Part Two
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It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected 🍆
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile
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When She’s Mad…😠
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Guy: Babe!
Her: Don’t Call Me That!😏✋
Guy: Lebo!
Her: So I’m Lebo now? Oh wow!
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Don’t make me your option,
when I have made you my priority
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