पप्पू का एग्जाम चल रहा था, मैडम बहुत
सख्त थीं, नक़ल करने का कोई मौका
नहीं दे रहीं थीं।
तभी पप्पू ने एक पर्ची मैडम को दी तो
मैडम पूरा एग्जाम कुर्सी पर बैठीं रहीं,
सबने खूब नक़ल की।
एग्जाम के बाद बच्चों ने पप्पू से पूछा,
“तूने ऐसा क्या लिखा था पर्ची में?”
पप्पू ने कहा, “आपकी सलवार पीछे से
फटी है|”
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साला कितनी भी महँगी शराब पीकर आ जाओ
,
,
,
,
,
घरवाले यही कहते है
आज फिर कुत्ते का मूत पीकर आ गया
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Q.What wud u do?
,,,U r a man nd hv rented
a 3room house with ur wife.Ur lady friend
needs a place to stay & u decide to offer
her a room in ur house.Aftr a couple of
months u fall 4 her nd u start shagging
her!One day u lie to ur wife that u r going
out myb to a funeral so that u sleep at the
other room with ur lady friend!In the middle
of the nyt ur wife knoks and says ”chomi
can u pls give me a condom”,,,,?
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Today l went to a restaurant, l saw there was a wifi service, so l asked for password, the waitress told me eat first ,so l place my order,After eating l asked again for password and again she told me eat first,feeling frustrate again l order black coffee,after drinking ,again l asked for password,They told me eat first..Then angry l asked the restaurant manager for the password..He replied eat first, before l was about to explode, l finally saw a sign showing wifi password…EAT FIRST
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Once an old man spread rumours that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested.
Days later the young man was proven innocent. After being released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him.
In the court the old man told the Judge:
“They were just comments, didn’t harm anyone.”
The judge told the old man:
“Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Tear it up on the way home and throw away the pieces. Tmoro, come back to hear the sentence.”
Next day, the judge told the old man:
“Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday.”
The old man said:
“I can’t do that! The wind spread them and I won’t know where to find them.”
The judge then replied:
“The same way, simple comments may destroy the honour of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can’t speak well of someone, rather don’t say anything.”
*”Let’s all be masters of our words rather than being slaves of our words.”
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I’ve been single for too long,
sometimes i put a teddy bear on my bed
and sleep on the floor,
pretending my bae is mad at me..
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I work at a Zoo and today I got the last warning for leaving the Lion’s cage open.
Like really, who can steal a Lion mara?
This boss is so stupid!!!
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Soon after S**, the guy was tired and the gal said, I guess u are a ANC member…
Astonished the guy asked, ‘How did u know???’..
The lady said, “It’s becoz u promise a lot but do nothing…”
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When you are bored just think about a few things that don’t make sense …like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Wisdom will kill me one of these days.
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Even my child started to walk without any support,
nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back,
come to me. I’ll tell you more.
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If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?
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Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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Indoda engela mali uyibona ngokuzamula iphume inyembezi.
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