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LIVING WITH WIFE IS SIMPILE LIFE
LIVING WITH WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND IS ART OF LIVING LIFE

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FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE SIM CARD,
1MONTH FULL TALK TIME;
FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE ALL OUT MOSQUITOS,
AT NIGHT;
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE L.I.C,
ZINDAGI K SAATH BHI
ZINDAGI K BAD BHI

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My sister when your rent is due then; Boom!
Your sugar daddy dies. I swear you will cry
more than his wife

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The struggle of pronouncing “Listeriosis” still
continues in south africa Police Stations
Bathi “isifo sa polony”
yin yona leyo sifo sapoloni

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Some relationships though
Him: Bbe fon yam ayifun ukusebenza
Her: Ifana nawe njena

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Little Nya: ‘Mum, today in the bus Dad asked me to give up a seat to a lady.’
Mother: “That was a great gesture son, thats what real gentlemen do”.
Nya: “…but mum I was sitting on Dad’s lap”

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Kuthwa omunye ubaba wayelenhliziyo embi so uNkulunkulu wathi kuye qamba into ofuna ngkwenzele yona then umakhelwane wakho ngzomenzela double of whatever ozabe ukuqambile ubaba lwana wacabanga imota wabona ukuthi umakhelwane wakhe uzathola 2 wathi ngitsho wacabanga indlu wabona futhi ukuthi akwenzi wathi hayi Nkulunkulu ngcono ungkhiphe ilihlo

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A couple received a letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics overseas, the letter
read: “My beloved Parents, I miss you so much
and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I
get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you’ll find a
bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you
young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as
I left you. NOTE: Please take only a drop” So they
opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle
with a red potion. the man looked at the wife and
says: “You go first.” (typical of men!) So the wife
takes a drop thereafter, the husband follows.
Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years
later the daughter returns home to find her
mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter
how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was delighted and asks after her
dad. MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your
father was so jealous that I was so young and
beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER: What? So where is he? MOTHER:
Hahaha, who do you think is the baby on my
back?

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POLITE REMINDER

Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night

Best Regards

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Imagine Being Killed By A Disease 😓
That You Can’t Even Pronounce It Name

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Imagine Being Beaten By The Community And
Then You Hear The Voice YaloMakhelwane one
AIDS Athi “Mbambeni NgiMlume”

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ਮੈਂ ਨਿਮਾਣਾ ਕੀ ਜਾਣਾ ਮਾਲਕਾ ਤੇਰਿਆਂ ਰੰਗਾਂ ਨੂੰ
ਮਿਹਰ ਕਰੀਂ ਫਲ ਲਾਵੀਂ ਦਾਤਾ
ਸਭਨਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਮੰਗਾਂ ਨੂੰ

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People Who Write “Thanks for accepting
my friend request” Have Been Through A
lot In Life.
There’s No Way You Can Be This Humble

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Side chicks are young girls between the
ages of 16-22.So if you are 23yrs and
upwards dating a married man,my sister
you are a side hen,ostrich,peacock,turcky
and any other grown bird*

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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge
you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over
them. They are life-changing statements:
1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can
lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what
they do; so judge them not from their
words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad
because it’s a law of nature that the tree
that bears the sweetest fruits gets
maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life
because when life starts taking from you, it
takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw
stones on the path of your success. It
depends on what you make from them – a
wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting;
overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running
the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly
not a good place to stay.
10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you
are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big
to you, then you haven’t done much today.
12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone
else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you
can’t view the plain.
14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you
are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don’t have that limits
you; it is what you have but don’t know
how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a
lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt
person and an honest person is: The
corrupt person has a price while the honest
person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone,
don’t think that the person is a fool……
Realize that the person trusted you much
more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t
expect it from cheap people.
Have a good day

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Yazi uPolony Ngathi Singawudlisa Legenge eFebayo uThi
“Woza La Bae Khamisa Ngikfake’swidi” Gxi Polony

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