Some of you ladies also want to be loyal to
your boyfriends but the economy doesn’t
allow you

Money doesn’t change people It unlocks character
that was jailed by poverty

Men that beat their girlfriend’s if they did something wrong, aren’t real men..Us real men,we just ask for a pillow fight without letting her know there’s a brick inside my pillow

Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”

A naked woman robbed a bank
none of the men remembers her face

The Only Time I’ll Chase A Girl Is When
She Had My Phone Without Password!!!

“Look Officer, I’m Not Trying To Be A SmartAss:
But If You Caught Me Over Speeding;
Then You Were Over Speeding Too!!!

Just because a mosquito Bit* You, all you
could do was to kill it…
Did you ever think if it was an Orphan?
Or a motherless Baby mosquito that
desperately needs to feed?
Or a poor mosquito who has been ignored
by the rich in d land of the Mosquitoes?
Or a maid mosquito that has been chased
away
What if the Mosquito has been kidnapped 4
a long time
OR Mosquito that had a recent breakup ?
And is heartbroken
Did you think of that?
No….You only think about yourself

An illiterate father with his
educated son went on a camping
trip.
They set up their tent and fell
asleep.
Hours later.. Father wakes his son
and asks:
“Look up to the sky and tell me what
you see.”
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that
there are millions of planets and
galaxies.
Father slaps the son hard and says:
“Idiot, someone has stolen our
tent!”
LESSON: EDUCATION ruins COMMON
SENSE

A dog walked in to the telegram office one day. He took out a blank form and wrote on it:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

Then he handed it to the clerk. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, “You know there are only nine words here? You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all!”

Little Johnny’s father asked for report card.
Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.”
“Why not?” His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”