I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….

My wife got stung by a bee on the
forehead.
She’s at the doctor’s now,
her face all swollen and bruised,
she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee
with my shovel.

MAYBE I’M WRONG.. BUT IMAGINE! 👇

💁 One teacher stands in front of 20 kids👭👪😕 each one having different strengths, Needs, Gifts, Dreams, but being taught the same thing the same way for the damn 12 years😑 😕. I am not saying people shouldn’t go to school nor trying to discourage them against school✋ but just know that School and education are two different things👏 and all i wish for is an Education system that accommodate all of us and not this chalk and talk way😣 one size fits all way😡 I mean is it really necessary to move from one class to the next learning theory for the damn 12 years ?💁 ironically i did it😣
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This education system makes it look like knowing English equate Intelligence 😡 Shouldn’t Education be about Expanding our Horizons and Visions ? 💁 I am not saying Education is not important but I am saying Opposed Education is Bullsh*t and Crap.
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💁EDUCATION should be about Inspiring one’s mind, Understanding our motives and re-assess our aims😑and not only just about Regurgitating Facts from a book✋ or being a Graduatee from a highest institution and if one fails to do so their are referred as “Stupid” 😑🚮
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👏👏Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree because it will spend its whole life thinking😭😭 “I am stupid”

The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I
cant remember the last time we had sex.
All because of this game
Boy: Sorry babe. Lets do it now
Girl: Sho. So wats your favourite position
Boy: Left wing.