There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a Politician walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver sees a Politician , and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway. So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the Politician , but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”

Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Atem*: By staying at home.

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Ngu*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Asong*: Exami-nation

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Lekeaka*: Future impossible tense.

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Atabong* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

Please don’t Laugh Too much. Teachers have a steep mountain to climb.

*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*

in a court of law:
.
Magistrate: Why did you hit your husband by a chair?
Accused Lady: Because I couldn’t lift the table.

The best car in the world is a woman… Ask me why

—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back.
—Self -lubricating when hot.
—Finger touch ignition.
—Automatic engine oil change every month.
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
—It’s only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.

“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”: please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$20 each for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $40.” The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.” “Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I got to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”

That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
.
I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
.
I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots

This world is not our world you dump a
guy because of cheating and get a guy
who was dumped because of cheating,
and claim you moved on ..that’s cross
multiplication*

I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life
but I’ve never tagged 49 people on my
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