Why do ladies suddenly become
left handed after getting engaged?

Happy women’s day to Zodwa’s body…
her face must wait for father’s day

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner: …

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)

Okay, okay, I went to the movies! Dad: Which one?

Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps the son again!)

Okay Alright, I was watching dirty movies.

Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know
what dirty moves are (robot slaps dad)

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide

Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead

The Perfect Man: – wakes up at 5 am everyday – exercises everyday – makes his own bed – cleans his room – works sincerely – does not touch alcohol – helps in the kitchen – does not indulge in night life – always punctual – prays daily – hits the bed at 9 pm sharp Such a perfect man can only be found in jail.