That moment when you crack a joke in
front of your wife and in laws then your
maid replies… “You’re Naughty”

I got into the betting room and said to the
people who were inside not to bet,why
guessing money go find proper job.
I was surprised to see myself in the
hospital.
The idiots almost killed me

When you receive your salary…
You begin eating chicken,
When the salary begin declining you eat
chicken products (eggs)
when it continues ending up you eat
chicken food( millet,maize).
After the whole salary finish you now
become chicken itself..moving around
looking for what to eat..

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN.
(1) FINE- is a word used to end an
argument when she knows she is right
and u nid to shut up.
(2) NOTHING- means something, you need
to be worried.
(3). GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not
permission, dont do it.
(3). WHATEVER- is a woman’s way of saying
“screw you”
(5) THATS OK- she is thinking long and
hard on how and when you wil pay for
your mistake…
Pliz dont try this at home!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF
HEALTH

My brother if you ever meet a beautiful,
loyal & focused girl with goals and a great
smile and you feel like she’s the typa girl to
cuff, don’t waste any time,Please give her
my number

Its only in black families were you will find
a Seven years old uncle

Protitutes are the only people
who are telling the truth when saying
”It was a pleasure doing business with you”
The rest are just pure liers

Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet