*A Marriage without a “small house” is like a government without an opposition party – (the government will relax).*

Let us not be dictators in our marriages, allow democracy …

A doctor came across a patient he had valued for years and
saw that he was carrying sleeping pills in his hand, so wanted
to warn him: – Mr. Brown, I see sleeping pills you use, sometimes you may need it, but I want to warn you, those pills are very effective and addictive. The patient laughed and said that: – No, doctor. That’s no true. I’ve been using this medicine for 20 years, the pills have never become addictive!

I post my girlfriend’s pictures everyday
with the privacy settings to only me

I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh,
remember I said ‘people’ not animals

Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you
end up saying “maybe it’s not me”

guys sorry for not posting for the
past three hours i was helping my brother
searching the for the chocolate
i ate that he bought for his girlfriend

My girlfriend has trust issues
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Her: where are you?
–
Me: in a taxi
–
Her: give the taxi driver the phone

When you’re having a sweet night chat with bae and all of a sudden she says ”Goodnight”.
my brother you’re a side bae.
It simply means her main boyfriend wants to sleep,
so you have to sleep too.I’m about to die because of my wisdom.

f your girlfriend doesn’t reply,
then she’s probably doing her nails.
or drawing ishiya

GIRLS DON’T CHEAT
Lets respect abo cherry gents

She – Hi I Am Sonia
Me – So ?
She – Nia

Some ladies draw their eyebrows too high..
‘ they look surprised the whole day

When you finally think you found the one…
.
Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please