An american tourist asked a boatman in
zanzibar…
Do you know,
-biology
-psychology
-geology
-geography or criminology?.. …
The boatman said, No i dont know any of those.
The tourist then said, what the hell do you know
on this earth?…you will die of illiteracy .
The boatman said nothing…..After a while the
boat developed a fault and started sinking,
The boatman then asked the tourist, Do you know,
Swimmology and Escapology from the
Crocodiology?…
the tourist said “No”
The boatman then said, well today you will
Drowology and the Crocodiology will eat your
Assology. I will not Helpology and you will dieology
because of your Badmouthology

So on Whatsapp, this chick asked if I
owned a car.. , I replied with a ‘No’ and
Then Her Profile pic and Last Seen
Disappeared .
.
Any Idea ?

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight

I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90 at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone started charging the Power bank..

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

I still cannot believe I was born without my permission
What if I wanted to be a mosquito??