मुसाफिर- बेटा ज़रा थोड़ा पानी पिला दो..
बच्चा- अगर लस्सी हो जाए हो??
मुसाफिर- तब तो बहुत ही अच्छा होगा..
बच्चा लस्सी ले आया,
5 लोटे लस्सी पीने के बाद..
मुसाफिर- बेटा तुम्हारे घर में कोई लस्सी नहीं पीता क्या??
बच्चा- पीते तो सब हैं मगर आज इसमें एक चूहा गिर गया था और इसी में मर गया..
मुसाफिर ने गुस्से में लोटा ज़मीन पर फेंक कर मारा..
लड़का(रोते हुए)- मम्मी, इन्होने लोटा तोड़ दिया अब toilet में क्या लेकर जाएँगे,,,
मुसाफिर बेहोश.
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एक मैडम बस मे चढी तभी एक बच्चा खड़ा होकर बोला – आप मेरी जगह बैठ जाइये😑😑
मैडम ने बच्चे को जोर से थप्पड़ मारा✋✋
”साला भलाई का तो जमाना हि नहीं रहा”
कहते हुए बच्चा वापस अपने पापा कि गौद मे बैठ गया..
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आफिस से आते ही पति ने चुपके से
बीवी कि आँखों पर हाथ रखे.!! 🙈
बीवी बोली :- रामू ??😍
Husband बोला:- मै हूँ…. रामू नहीं .!! 😖
बीवी – मैं तो बोल रही थी,
“रामू पानी ले आ,
साहब आ गये.!!”…
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after she caught me cheating
Me : so you gonna believe your eyes over me???
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if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.
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Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There
Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner
Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz
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He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand.
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💔 TRUE😢😢STORY 💔
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Girl : Serious I can’t take it anymore.
.
Boy : Babe I’m sorry I didn’t mean to
hurt you.
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Girl : It too much now.
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Boy : Babe It was a Mistake serious
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Girl : Mistakes did you just say
mistake?
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Boy : Yes babee and It won’t happen
again I swear.
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Girl : We all make mistakes and we
learn from them.
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Boy : Babe please forgive me, I Lost it and I admit it.
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Girl : You always cheating.
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Boy : Babee please forgive me! I’m
sorry.
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Girl : Nope I have forgiven you so
many time, But not this time.
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Boy : Oh so that it! You gonna dump
me just like that?
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Girl : Am not dumping you I’m just
giving you and your new Girlfriend a
chance to do as you please, without
me having to interfere!
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Boy : Babee It not what you think.
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Girl : Arg you know what! Forget it I
must go.
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Boy : Babe please don’t go I Love you.
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Girl : Whatever
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Boy : Just Like that babe.
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Girl : Yeap Goodbye.
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Boy : Babe.
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Girl : *Silence*
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What I’m trying to say is. When a girl
give up, It doesn’t mean she don’t
Love you It because she’s tired of
getting hurt.
And I’m sure a girl reading this right
now agrees with me.
share if you agree
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Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.
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If she doesn’t want to introduce you to her parents,
just impregnate her and wait.
My brother,
her parents will come and introduce themselves to you.
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”
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Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?
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When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..
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My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..
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How can you marry a girl that earns less
than R5000 a month?
How will she take care of you and the
children? You were not born to suffer
guys
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I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too
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