अच्छे-खासे आदमी की भूख मर जाती है ….
जब बीवी कहती है :-
“खाना खा लो..
फिर कुछ बात करनी है!!”
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अच्छे-खासे आदमी की भूख मर जाती है ….
जब बीवी कहती है :-
“खाना खा लो..
फिर कुछ बात करनी है!!”
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बहुत दुःख दिये हैं फेसबुक ने भी
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जिसको आलिया👩 समझा वो भी कालिया निकला
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Boy:para kang gobyerno ang daming pinagbabawal.
Girl:para kang pulitiko,puro ka pangako.
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BOY1: Alam mo pare, ang yaman talaga ng lolo ko. Nagpatayo ng bahay. P1 milyon inabot sa pagpapagawa ng bubong.
BOY2: Ganun? Eh walang sinabi yan sa lolo ko. Yung bubong ng bahay P10 milyon ang inabot.
BOY3: Eh mga dukha pala mga lolo nyo eh. Yung sa lolo ko nga P200 milyon yung bubong ng bahay nya.
BOY1&2: Ha? San ba nakatira lolo mo?
BOY3: Sa ILALIM ng FLYOVER…
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-Siya yung nagalaga sa akin sa loob ng 9months💕
-Siya yung handang ipagtanggol ako kapag may kaaway ako!💕
-Siya yung nandyan kapag may problema ako!😥💕
-Siya lang naman yung ibibigay sayo ang lahat mapabuti ka lang kahit na walang wala na sya!😥💕
-Siya lang yung nagiisang matatakbuhan mo kapag down na down ka na!😥💕
-Siya yung mag-aalaga sayo kapag may sakit ka!😥💕
-siya yung tipong gagawin ang lahat mabigyan ka lang ng maayos na buhay!💕
-Siya yung nagiisang nakakaintindi sayo!💕
-Siya yung pinaka malupet na rapper na nakilala ko pero aminin mo para sayo rin yung sinabi nya😥💕
-Siya lang naman yung kahit napakarami mo ng nagawang kasalanan ay kaya ka pa rin niyang patawarin💕
-Siya yung gagawin ang lahat para makakain ka lang ng tatlong beses sa isang araw💕
-Siya lang naman yung hinding hindi ka iiwanan kahit anong mangyari 💕
-Siya lang naman yung sinasagot mo kapag hindi ka nakakahingi ng pera.
-Siya lang naman yung binabalewala mo porket nandiyan lang naman siya
-Siya yung nakakalimutan mo kapag kasama mo yung mga barkada mo!😥
-Siya lang naman yung natitiis mong magutom may maibigay ka lang na regalo sa Gf/Bf mo!😥
-Siya yung dinadaan daanan mo lang!😥
pero sana naman bago matapos ang araw na ito mabati man lang natin ang ating pinakamamahal na nanay.
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Hold me tighter, Kiss me longer,
Love me harder and I’ll be yours forever.
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I don’t need a burning sun and a
cooling moon to show me my way.
Just want you to hold me whenever I tumble.
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I want to hold your hands,
look in your eyes and enjoy everything
that you want to say to me.
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Forever is not a word rather a place
where two lovers go when true love takes them there.
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone,
but I would like to be something to someone.
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Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month
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Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties
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When someone talks about LOVE
I think about YOU.
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If I had my life to live over again,
I would find you sooner
so that I would love you longer.
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Smoking reduces your life by 5 minutes
Laughter prolongs your life by 5 minutes
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Conclusion : a laughing smoker never dies.
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Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
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Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”
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