Cuddling is for the rich.
No woman want to place her head on a broke man’s chest,
when the heart is beating “Debt debt debt”
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Cuddling is for the rich.
No woman want to place her head on a broke man’s chest,
when the heart is beating “Debt debt debt”
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And that’s what I figured out lately.
They all listen to reply, or listen because they want to know a certain detail.
They act like listening but they are all somewhere else waiting for you to stop talking.
When you talk, choose a person who listens as if it’s their own story.
Choose someone who knows more details about you, you even forget.
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Being Popular on Facebook is like
sitting at the coolest table in cafeteria
at a Mental hospital function
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A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn’t prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger. The servant replied, ‘despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong’. Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant. While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is Good & Perfect. Another day, the king left alone for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice. On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn’t have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not “complete” to be offered to the gods. On his return to the palace, he ordered the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger, I was let go. But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in prison? His servant replied; My king, if I had not been put in prison, I would have gone with you, and would have been sacrificed, because I have no missing finger. Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong. Often we complain about life, and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that everything happens for a purpose. God knows why you are reading this message today, please bless someone with it by sharing it. God is good and perfect!!
May someone shout “Amen” if you are inspired by this message.
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ਮੈਂ – ਪੰਡਿਤ ਜੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਕੋਈ GF ਨਹੀਂ ਬਣ ਰਹੀ
ਪੰਡਿਤ – ਦੋਸ਼ ਹੈ ਬੇਟਾ
ਮੈਂ – ਮੇਰੀ ਕੁੰਡਲੀ ਚ ?
ਪੰਡਿਤ – ਨਹੀਂ , ਤੇਰੀ ਸ਼ਕਲ ਚ
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👩पत्नियाँ चाहे 95 मिनट तक
अपनी मम्मी से बात कर लें
लेकिन अंत मे एक बात ज़रूर बोलती हैं,
“ठीक है मम्मी …. फ़्री होकर बात करती हुँ”😨
और उनकी माँ सोचती हैं
“पता नहीं बेटी को कितना काम करना पड़ता है,
बेचारी २ मिनट भी चैन से बात नहीं कर पाती”
😳😷😱
😂😂😂
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Rich in class
Teacher: “If i lay one egg today and tomorrow i lay four…how many eggs will be there be?”😕
Rich: “None”😑
Teacher: [suprised] “why not??”😨
Rich: “Because u can’t lay eggs”
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An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…
Two months later the child passed away😢
At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭
A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨
She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”
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Funny guys are dangerous😂😂
They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh….
Then boom you’re naked
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Nobody keeps in touch like a female
you promised money
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If you’re a single lady and you’re reading this…
Congratulations you now have a boyfriend😉
Hello “Bae”
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‘यहां अलमारी में दवाई पड़ी है किसी ने छेड़ा किया इसे?’
‘मैंने अभी एक गोली गटक ली है इसमें से।’
“ओफ्फो! वो मेरी दवाई थी, सरदर्द के लिये। आपकी दवाई वहां किताब के पास रखी है। आपको को कुछ पता ही नही चलता। मोबाइल में खोये रहते हो।
…. दोस्तो का बुलावा आये तो सब याद रहता है…. …..
…..कोई परवाह नहीं… …
….घर में क्या हो रहा है…. ….
…. …. कल भी ऐसा…
… उस दिन भी वैसा… …
…मैं क्या कह रही हूँ। कुछ सुनाई भी पड़ रहा है? समझ आ रहा है? या यूँ ही खाली बक बक कर रही हूँ?”
“अरे नहीं, तुम बोलती रहो। सरदर्द_की_गोली वसूल हो रही है।”
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ਕਿੰਨੀਆਂ ਤੇਜ਼ ਧੁੱਪਾਂ ਸਹਿ ਕੇ ਛਾਵਾਂ ਬਣੀਆਂ ਨੇ..
ਉਸ ਰੁੱਖਾਂ ਤੋ ਪੁੱਛੋ..
ਕਿੰਨੀਆਂ ਤਕਲੀਫ਼ਾਂ ਸਹਿ ਕੇ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਬਣੀਆਂ ਨੇ..
ਉਸ ਕੁੱਖਾਂ ਤੋ ਪੁੱਛੋ …
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ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਦੀਆਂ Problems ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੀ ਸਮਝ ਸਕਦੀਆਂ
ਅਦਰਕ ਵਰਗੇ ਮੂੰਹ ਵਾਲੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੀ ਫੋਟੋ ਤੇ ਵੀ
Nice Pic ਲਿਖਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ
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सांता उसकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड को किस करने ही
वाला था कि,
गर्लफ्रेन्ड ने रोक दिया और
कहा: – “नहीं, नहीं, ये सब शादी के पहले
नहीं…!!!”
“
जोश में होश खोकर सांता तुरंत
बोला: – “ओये सोणिये, मैं शादीशुदा ही हुँ,
तू टेंशन ना ले
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पति: – अरे कहा जा रही हो तुम ?
पत्नी: – दिखता नही क्या ? नहाने जा रही हूं !
पति: – अरे!! पर मोबाईल लेकर ?
पत्नी: फिर बालटी भरने तक क्या करूँ ?????…
पति : : -O
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