Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you ,
who is swimming with you or
who will swim after you.
My brother just enjoy your swim

My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. I then took her phone and saved my number as *Job Update* and sent her a job invitation
Now she z on her way to Jo’burg from Limpopo for a job interview

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
1. Our Phones Wireless
2. Cooking – Fireless
3. Cars – Keyless
4. Food – Fatless
5. Tyres – Tubeless
6. Tools – Cordless
7. Dress – Sleeveless
8. Youth – Jobless
9. Leaders – Shameless
11. Relationships- Meaningless
12. Attitude – Careless
13. Wives – Fearless
14. Babies – Fatherless
15. Feelings – Heartless
16. Education – Valueless
17. Children – Mannerless
18. Government – Useless
19. PARLIAMENT- CLUELESS
20. MASSES – HELPLESS
[ME- Speechless]

A man went into a restaurant and ordered
his meal. When the waitress came out with
his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb
stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go.
She then brought out his chili, and again her
thumb was in the food. He let it go again.
When she brought out his hot fudge
sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and
this was too much for him. “WTF,” said the
man, “get your damn thumb out of my
food!’ “Well, I injured it a while ago and the
doctor said I should keep it warm.” “Why
don’t you just shove it up your ass?” the
man said angrily. “That’s what I do when
I’m in the kitchen.”

Man of god = MOG
Woman of god = WOG
Son of god = SOG
Daughter Of God =?

UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!

It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.

A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.

Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”

Winnie died at the age of 81 Mandela would be 100 years of age this year.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Nelson was 40
Ama blessers Didn’t start yesterday

Winnie dies at the age of 81 and Dali Mpofu is 56.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Dali was 5 yrs old
Ama Ben10 didn’t start yesterday

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.” “That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest. “It’s worse than that, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favours,” continued the old man.
“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest. “Thanks, Father,” said the old man.
“That’s a load off of my mind. The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report – he wanted a video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a tape and sat down to watch it with the husband. As the tape played, he saw his wife meeting another man. He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them having a playful fight in the street. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. When the tape ended, the distraught husband said: “I can’t believe this !” “What’s not to believe?” asked the detective. “It’s right up there on the screen. The camera never lies.” The husband replied: “What I mean is,
I can’t believe my wife is so much fun!”

When you play “God’s Plan”, music video,
Drake give people money, cars, etc.
but if you play that Music video in Reverse
Drake takes Money & Cars from People

Whites: he needs you urgently
Blacks: he looking for you High and Low😂😂😂….

Love black

Hello : 10111 !?
.
A Man Has Entered My House & He Is Raping Me Right Noowww Can Yoouuuu Aaahhh
Ooooh Yeahhhh Wowwww Hmmmmm Ooohh Yeahhhh Hmmmm Yessss Yeeeaaahhhh Harderrr Hmmmm Yeahhh ohh Shiit.
.
Arrest Him Tomorrow..

When your Bae parties every weekend & you just sit there and wonder
if you’re dating a person or Sound equipment

Keeping a low profile is the best,
that’s why up until now nobody knows that
Rihanna nd Beyonce are my ex’s….
Haters will say I’m lying

I smoked weed this morning , I have not yet seen any after effects,
but I fell from a 3 storey building,
i don’t remember if i died or survived.