I Don’t See A Reason
Why I Should Eat meat
with Fork And Knife
I mean, The Animal Is already Dead, So
Weapons Are Not Necessary

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

Those who dress smartly and smell fine
but wear wristwatch that isn’t working
are among the problems we face in South Africa

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

I don’t know english that much
but i know kidney means a knee of a kid

Do you know the pain of getting caught
while you try to fit visitors shoes

If you win 5 million :. How much would you give your bae .
Me:R70

*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by
playing soccer bet with your rent.*

Besides cheating,
what are your plans for this coming December??

If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??

He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send👩.
After few minutes please babie send a full one😋😚.
Nxaaa what exactly do you want to see???
Some guys yrrrrrrrr

You know even if you can call him/her BAE in public or
even post his/her pics on social networks
“They will still cheat on you”

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Telling a lie

Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜

Am done

How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?