Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
New number calling…

😏I’m not that stupid

I was driving to the airport to catch my flight
when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home..! ☝

Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!

Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!

Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍

In China an earthquake hit them yet they still have electricity
Aii Mara South Africa a bird sits on the pole jiki jiki electricity is gone for 3days

One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgiveness. The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The first man:” I have lied! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the water and was “saved “. Then the second man went up to the Father and said:” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The second man: ” I have stolen from the jeweler’s ! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the holy water and was “saved “. The third man went up to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The third man: ” I peed in the Holy water! “

When the relationship is in ICU
.
Her – I love you.
.
Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow

When I’m Mad At Bae😏
I Even Remove Her From “Bluetooth Paired Device”

Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

i Won’t Be impressed With Technology ✋✋
Until i Can Be Able To Download MONEY

Teacher : class give me name of any City you know
John : Cape town city
Teacher : very good..anyone else?
David. : New York City
Teacher : nice…Rainbow your turn
Rainbow: Electricity
Teacher : what 😮?
Rainbow : joking ma’am Rythem City.

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

Dear ladies, please stop taking screenshots when we call you