Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la, ngizokufonela kusasa.”

“Mngani amadoda izinja” lowoMzuzu yena ushaya nga five and ziMluma zonke

Umuntu abe mubi aqede abemnandi aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo

When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile

I’m starting to think abantu abazithandi Izinto ezimnandi
Usholo ukuthi isex ngyeza kamnandi so
Kukhon’umuntu ongakayenzi Nam?

Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la, ngizokufonela kusasa.”

Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December

UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??

Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be alone”

Owami njalo loyo mama omthulisa ummbila ekhanda edrobheni uwubambe wonke qede ungathengi uthi mncane. Ey, ngoba nina!

Mhla kushada mina wonke umuntu uyodlula kimi ne-plate achaze ukuthi ungazelaphi.

Ekhaya mina angilwi, ngiphendula epletini uma sengiphaka.

PIN (Personal Identification Number), akusiyo i-PIN number. So, after uthe PIN vala umlomo.

Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin.

Le emoji isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.