Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”

Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”

Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”

Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”

Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”

Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.

Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”

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Uzwe omakhelwane bexabana😭 uthi uvula iwindi bathi “surprise Ndabeni”

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Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe

Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋

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Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga. 😐

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Uthi usazilalele🛋️Kahle Kusofa Uzwe
🤶 “Vuka Uyolala”
Aibo Kanti Ngenzani La Bakithi🤦🏽‍♂️ Eyi ngoba futhi!😒

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“I Love You” is enough!! 🙌🙌Labo Deeper than the Ocean ke angazi abani bakithi, muntu sengaze lunywe oshaka 😂🤣

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Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum

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Bakwethu lento yokuhleka abantu abangasazi isngisi ayikho unfair guys🤦‍♂️

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Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi

🤷‍♂️”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”😏

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Ake nime kancane ngendaba ye Eskom loadshedding ….😏

🤔Lekelelani la,, Uvaselin awulthosi iklabishi? 🙆‍♂️

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Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane

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Advice me please

😒Ngabe kuwrong ukugqoka izimpahla zikamufi esaphila? 😏🤷‍♂️

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Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi

“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”

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Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂

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KZN police 👮: freeze

Xhosa police 👮:godola kwedin

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