To avoid ukweqiwa i-plate emcimbini, before ulidlulise komunye, beka elakho phambi kwakho then uqale-ke udlulise.

La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…

Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.

Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”

Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha.

Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”

Taxi driver uthatha indlela enqamulelayo.

: “Kanti uyaphi le tekisi driver?”

Taxi Driver: “Iya phambili.”

WHITES: “How was your date?”

BLACKS: “Ukuphe malini?”

“Ngeke ngikulahle babe.”

Kusho inkunzimalanga, into eyayilahla umsizi esikoleni ngisho sebewubophele entanyeni.

Niyamazi Nje Nina Lo Muntu Ovele Ame Eceleni Kombhede Uma Kucinywe Ugesi?

“Ningamniki u-drink loyo, uzochama!”

Kwakuthi angichame same time.

Taxi Driver: “Wendoda yegwinya, uzongisiza ungikhiphele lona ngewindi!”

Kushiwo kimi.

Guys, ngicela umuntu nomuntu enze sure ukuthi ugogo wakhe ulele ubusuku bonke. Kumele siphumelele sonke phela nathi this year

No one.

Savings: “Ngithathe kancane kancane, uzongibuyisa mos.

Umama wathatha uMxolisi ingane yakhe yomfana wathi: “Mxolisi, asihambe siyolanda ubaba wakho ethuneni, uwena ozokhuluma ngoba uwumfana wakhe wokuqala nowokugcina. Uzombingelela umtshele ukuthi singobani bese umtshela ukuthi sizomlanda simbuyisela ekhaya simhlabele inkomo ngakho angakhathazeki uma efika kugcwele egcekeni. Mina ngeke ngikhulume ngoba uma uphethe ihlahla lomphafa awukhulumisi muntu ophilayo ngoba lo ongasekho uzosala endleleni.”

Bahambe-ke baye ethuneni baguqe eduze kwethuna.

Mxolisi: “Eita timer, ngiyacava u-grand hier. Imina intwana yakho, ngivaya ne-Olas la. Buka, grand grand wena timer sizokuncuka daar sivaye nawe. Siya endabukweni, uyang’thola?. So wena gidla kuleli qabunga sivaye-ke. Ungalokhu uzikhuphula kakhulu ngalabo sdumbu ozobafica begcwele edladleni. Sikugingqele ibhasi lonke, cabanga! Asimashe-ke!”

Waquleka umama.