Ezinye impama azidingi kuth
Uphindisele zifuna uhambe 🚶
Ubuye sowusike iphiko
Evenini Yama phoyisa🚔

Uke ucabange nje ukuth
Uma udla amaqanda ukuth
Udla ingane yomfazi🤔

Ladies Thola izinza zakhe
Ezimbili Uzihlanganise
Nobisi🥛Uphuze 😊
Ubuye uzongbonga😭

Indoda eqotho mabethi
“Bbe angina data” ithi yona
Bbe relax soxox kusas mas unalo

Ngisola I Skin cancer yaz
Manginwaya emhlane
iinzipho zibuya
Zimnyama😭

Akekho ushoti okhuluma
Kancane,😏😪
Yey inomsindo lemi
Khovu🏃🏃

Ayikho neyodwa intombazane yaseMlazi 👩engenayo I Ex ye Pakistan 👳

Me: searching on Google how to bath in 2 minutes
Google: hambo buza abantu bakwa Mkhize, Mthethwa nabakw Dube

Ayikho i ntombazane enama panty a more than 4 unless iphiwa abelungu ba mawayo….

Umuntu asuke no 2 plate westofu e mtuba ayowisa ugesi University

inquza akusiyo inhlamba other wise ngabe awuyi nayo esontweni

Ngibingelela ama khosazane ase slungwin amahle nanike makhosazane akwa Zulu nezishwapha nehluzu & ubumbi

Nkunzi:what is to become of us a
Nation
Sbu:i saw Kaizer chiefs Winning but I
Kept quiet
Sbonelo:Ndabona Umzimba We
Orlando pirates umanxebanxeba but
I looked away
Njeza:I wanted to help but Manyama
Kept Scoring,if good fan don’t act now
What is to become of our team
Khathaza:Stop Abusing Orlando pirates
For God’sake✌😍🔥😂😂😂😂

Nike nakunaka ukuthi le ngoma ethi Lorch, imnandi kakhulu i-Pirates uma idliwe?

“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?

👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.”

👨🏻‍🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳