Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke! 🙄
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY

I’m done motivating you guys, anibongi. ✋🏽 😑
Ofuna ukuqoma, ukudivosa nofuna ukufa imbala ngithi kini:
“Go ahead, I DON KHE!

Ama-family gathering aseyabhora ngoba sekuyithi omalume abadakwayo.

Ngicela abazokhala emngcwabeni wami bakhale kule post manje,
ngifuna ukubala ama-plate

Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.

U-Dr Malinga uthi senza njani kulo nyaka? 🤔
Ukhona osezwile?

Ifoni yami ngiyisebenzisa nsuku zonke, kodwa angikhumbuli nakanye ngiyibona emaphusheni ami.

Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?

Uma kungathiwa uyavalwa uFacebook kusasa, ngingaqhubeka ngibhale ama-post ami bese ngiwanamathisela ezitolo nasematekisini. ✋🏽

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-Ukudla🍲
-Ucansi🍆🍑
-Inhlonipho🙏
-Ukuthembeka🤗
-Nokukhuthazwa💏
Abesifazane Bafuna
-Ukudla🍲
-Imali💰
-Uku Post(wa)📸
-Isikhathi🕐
-Ucansi Kube Ngathi Umshini Wokuthunga😳
-Ukunakwa📲
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-Ama Calls☎️📳
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-Umoya🌬️🌀
-Ulwandle🗻
-Izinkanyezi🌌
-Ilanga🌄
-I-Quantum🚖i
-Umphetho Wengubo Kajesu😱
-Umkhumbi Kanowa🙄
-Imbenge Yomile😲
-Overall Ka Sdumo🙆‍♂️
-Nomphefumulo Wakho🎅

Mhla ka-25 sewuthi uqedile ngama-debit order,
uzwe ngenye ithi: “Hey handsome.

👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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