Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??

After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?

Into emnandi ngofacebook uyakwazi ukususa
uLIKE wakho umuntu ma sekujwayela kabi

Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos

If we were like Chickens🐔
Ngabe ngiGiJimisa someone Manje

Ngi_Right lana estulweni…
Why kwamele ngihlale Mbhedeni❓
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Leyooo Question..😭😭😭
That’s why There’s no Chair in my room

Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
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Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti

You can play Hard to Get 😓
But mina I’ve already Kissed😘you in my Dreams💤😂
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Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump

Men cheat – Women forgive😭
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Women cheat -Mpama👋, mpama👋, mpama👋, superman punch 👊, ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi😑 yaphakama athi RKO😭
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho🚬😂

Uthi uyamushela umuntu,akutshele ukuthi uneNdoda😡
Ngenzen-pho mina!
Ngiyishele nayo?

Uthando lweQiniso yinto engekho njenge English Ku Babes Wodumo

i-Cherry Iphiwa Umtwana Hhay’ Imali
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Imali Uzoyithola Ka SASSA

Before Varsity: SANIBONANI…
😞😞😞
After Varsity: SONNY BOW NANNY…

Amantombazana ethu seqalile njalo 👳‍♀👳‍♂🧕🏻

“Honey, ngicela imali yokuregister ukuvota”