Whites – call the police

Blacks – fonela iveni

Shweleeeee

Whites: I’m the breadwinner at home :*
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Blacks: Badla mina, bakaka mina, bagqoka mina, basuza mina ubabona nje bazamula mina

UMoyo loNcube bahleli ngaphansi kwesihlahla,uMoyo aqale indaba:. Uyazi Ncube kithi eFilabusi kwakekwabanjwa umlamba oyi100 metres, athule uNcube laye adubuke ngokuthi kithi eNyathi kutholakale iskepe esasetshenziswa kuworld war 2 lokhu silayithile. UMoyo athi lawe lapha usufake isawudo kakhulu.uNcube abesesithi ndoda lawe yehlisa amametres akho lami ngibesengicitsha amalayithi

Dear Nguni people when you say ”izolo”
do you mean yesterday or insangu???
Yours MoNgwato
PHUTHI

WOMAN’S TEARS vs MAN’S
TEARS.
Ungalokothi ukhalise
umuntu wesifazane ngoba
akukho okubiza
njengezinyembezi zomuntu
wesifazane. Uma unyembezi
olulodwa luphuma
emehlweni, luhlangana ne-
LOREAL EYE LINER (ebiza
R115) kanye ne-REVLON
MASCARA (ebiza R185), bese
zehla njalo ngezihlathi
zihlangane ne-D & G blusher
(ebiza R150) kanye ne-MAC
powder (ebiza R95).
Ekugcineni izinyembezi zifike
ezindebeni zakhe zihlangane
ne-MAYBELLINE Lipstick
(ebiza R120) kanye ne-
lipgloss yakwa-AVON (ebiza
R35). Lokhu kusho ukuthi
unyembezi lulunye lubiza
R700! Ngakho-ke PLEASE
ningalokothi nikhalise
umuntu wesifazane.
Uma ukhalisa umuntu
wesilisa, unyembezi
luhlangana novaselina
wohlobo lwe-Cocoa Butter
(R19) kanye ne-ZAMBUK (R5)
, uma sekukonke kubiza R24

if your wife doesn’t reply to your “I LOVE YOU” txt ,mphinde ngeyokuthi WRONG txt 😕😕😕😕😆lapho yikho obona khona ukuthi eyakuqala ubeyibonile

Ukuth umuhle akusho
Kuth umnandi🍆🍑
Mntaka gogo

Inhliziyo Yami Ibuhlungu 💔 Sengathi Ingquza Yengane YaseMlazi

iPerfume yePLAYBOY
KwaNongoma ibhalwe,
‘DLALA MFANA’

Ukjola Nomuntu Wakwa Zungu Ezinye Zezinto Ezidala IsiZungu Kwi Relationship

Isikhathi esiningi leGeñge edlala uMasķandi eskoleni iyona lephinda ama class.

Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!

Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”

STEPFATHER: WAHAMBA UGESI😥😞😥
KIDS :KUSELE WENA

NGEKE ISABHALWA KWANONGOMA EXAM😞😞😞
AMA QUESTION PAPER ASIDLIWE UMUHLWA

UMBONA NGOKUDLALA UMASKANDI KUTHI LOH AKANA MATRIC