Vodacom ngimshiye neskweledi sa R78 for lobuhlungu langivisa bona nge Happy Friday…

Him:Umuhle.
Her:Thanks.
Him:Ngyabuza?

Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno ama
yellow nkare o hupile di emoji

The fact the cheaters is coming to South Africa doesnt shake nakancani… I will just buy a camera man a 2litre coke and chips then he shoot ampty chairs… Welcome to Sata Frika wena…

Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?

Dont ask me a relationship advice. I went back to the same girl 12 times… Solo bathi mnike i chance

Indoda Egqoka Ama-Pyjam(a)
Ngathi Uhlanya Oleqe Esbhedlela!

I wonder kuyokwenzekani mhla uMazwi athola ukuthi nathi besiyazi lendaba ka Rorisang

Senzo Mteshane:Shuth nathi sizinja

Me: Bae World Cup Phelile
Her : Njenge Relationship Yetsu

If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni

-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe

Intombi eza ngamasimba uyibona ngokufika icela itoilet ifika nje…

Wake wajola early kwi Party kanti kusazofika abantu aba right?

Mulele Nesdudla Sikflathele Ngathi Ulele Emvakwendlu

After world cup final
Him:Bae cela ukukubona today
Her:Ngisabuka ama Idols

ungene nge vosho kwi Relationship yabantu
Kant bazidĺela ama ARV’s
Base uphuma nge walk yephara

Her: babe useThswaleni?
Me: No ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini