A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.

Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!

So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??

Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal

Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso

When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda yezwa and takecare

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof kubaba wengane yakhe

Imagine uposter ubae wakho then
abo
Sfucken base Facebook ba
commente
“nyobed”

iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje

Ivele ibembi iEx ungathi ungayibhadala R50 every week ukuze angayithi vuu eyokuthi lake lajola.

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.

Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe

Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye’

Night