Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha
iwashingi usuneka amanzi

• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?

ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

When your dad is gay
Him:knock knock
You:ke mang…?
Him:ke ntsatsago

Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
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Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!

Whites: We Out Of Alcohol
•°•
Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

You know you will never win if the security guard say
“Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…

I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza