*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

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WHITES: I didn’t think he’d be such a bad person hey…

BLACKS: Ngimbone evela nje nge-spotti se-Dickies namehlo athusayo. Igazi lami lathi shaaarrrr… Ngavele ngathi lo akalunganga nex !!

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Whites: We had a few drinks

Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela😂😂

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People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?

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– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ? 😒
– White Man: 😏 No Ways Dude ✋ That’s impossible 😤

(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)

– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ? 😓😥
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??

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I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake

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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezu

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Cela ukubuza kwaba cc benza amazipo ukuthi uma unegqithi bhatala full price yhin?

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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu

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At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?

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Se like lananzelela yini ukuthi ireaction yokuhleka kumacomments ikhamisa kakhulu ukudlula amanye.?

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Umbona nge profile picture eyu Half ukuthi lo !
Unomzimba omise okwa green pepper

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Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”

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NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH

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