U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?

A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….

Yabona Beyonce umasekazothi
Wimpy all night
Ayi ngivele ngilambe straight

Whites : I bake your powder 👂
Blacks : cela ungiphindele lamasimba oqeda kwasho 🤨😐👂..

He posted ” Having fun in ma New Car”.. His brother commented.. Uthi ubaba buyisa imoto bathe uywashe kphela😪🤧🤷🏽‍♀️

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