Ungene nomuntu wakho kubo kuvele kuhlekwe
naye ahleke athi benginitshelile.
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Uyakwazi ukuzitshwa isesheli esik’shela kamnandi? 😩 Lapho udane u-checker u-last seen.😌 Ufise nok’buza: “Angishelwa yini namhlanje?”
Uswenke kufike abangani bakho bathi: “Weeeh! Awukagqoki? Siyakushiya-ke!”
Ufunani kumuntu wami?”
Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu
INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE:
1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call it a PHONE, sino-20 years yafika le nto eMzansi and wonke umuntu uyazi usuke ukhuluma ngani.
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2. Laphaya kwi-voice mail yakho asisekho isidingo sokuziqopha ukhulume 90 seconds wonke usitshela ukuthi senzeni, isibonelo nje: “Sawubona, ukhuluma noMdelwa. Ngibhizi njengamanje, ngicela ushiye umlayezo noma igama nesibongo nenombolo yakho yocingo ngizokufonela back, wara wara wara…”
Lalela, sesiyakwazi lokho! Shiya i-voice mail elula ezothatha 5 seconds, “Hello, uMdelwa lo. Uyazi kumele wenzeni. Bye.”
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3. On a dropped call, lona ofonile nguyena okumele afone futhi. Uma senifona nobabili kanye kanye azongena kwi-voice mail amafoni enu bese nithi i-network iyabheda kanti yinina enibhedayo. Futhi ukulinda 5 seconds after a dropped call angeke kunisize ngalutho ngoba nizofonelana kanye kanye iphinde ingene kwi-voice mail ifoni. Bottom line: ofonile nguye okumele afone futhi if a call is dropped.
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4. Uma seniphinde naxhumana futhi, asikho isidingo sokumosha u-two minutes wonke nichazelana ukuthi bekungani kungasafoneki. We get it, 20 years awumncane neze afika amafoni eMzansi. Sesiyazi, vele uhlale odabeni wena ofonile.
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5. Le ndaba ka-“No, you hang up first.” Nomunye athi, “No, you called me. You hang up first!”
Kuzomele iphele leyo nto, ngale kwalokho ningiphe le airtime enidlala ngayo ngoba mina I am budget savvy.
I’ll be back soon nezindlela ezilula zokuvalelisa ocingweni ezingachithi isikhathi.
That’s it from me, ubhuti Admin.
Ngizoza, serious-ke this time.”
Kusho lo muntu ombiza ngentombi yakho ekwenza islima okwesi-9.
Esteshini sogesi.
English: Danger
IsiZulu: Ingozi
IsiSwati: Itakubhambabula, buta Sibiya!
“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
Abanye sebejolela nje ukukhulula i Lay-bye zabantwana babo.
Siyabuka nje.
Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.
Zulu paper 2 final Exam😁
1.2.
1.2.1 Wenzani uJobe?
Ezulwini njalo akunama Make up🌚 sizonihleka size sibambelele ngo Jakobe😐
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“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
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