Ngamfundisa uKiss Uphi manje……Sekaqabula abanye ngespiliyoni sami

Sengizibuke zonke iziqephu zalo popayi okuthiwa uBen 10, akukho nesisodwa isiqephu la ejola khona nomama abadala!

Izingane zakho Smakade, zihlulekile ukuba ne-summer body. Sezifaka ikhethenisi elimnyama phezu kwe-bikini.

“Ngiyezwa mf’ethu uthi yi-wrong number, ngizwa kunomsindo lapho, nikuphi? Ngicela ukuzophuza nani. Please!”

Manje ngempela ngempela ni-serious vele ngale nto yenu yobuso obu-gold?

Kulama advert akwaKFC, ubani owake wabona bedla isobho lakhona? Noma kubhedelwa thina?

Ngikhumbula when I was 6 months old, ngavuka ngo 23:00 ngilambe nginya, and I cried kodwa kwathiwa ngibona imimoya nabathakathi.

Injani ukuqina i-security egade ama-Choice Assorted kini?

Akwenzeki nje untshontshe enye yama-post alapha ekhaya uyogqama ngayo kuWhatsApp status?

Mara Ni Sure Ukuthi iMedical Aid Ayi Swipe Utjwala

Since Ngacala Ukujola Nomuntu Oy1 Izinto Zami Azilungi

Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??

Sesigqobhoze amakhekhe kaKhisimusi sinegundwane.

Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”

Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”

English yami mayingakukhathazi mngani, mina ngikhuluma i-English Literacy hhayi i-Pure English.

Uma ufuna indoda enemali, cacisa phela ukuthi enamalini.