Whites. He is very rich.
Black’s. Kuyafana uzofa ayishiye.
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Zithi intombi zamaZulu uma wenza ucansi kumele ujuluke ,
uma ngajulukanga ngu(Hide&sick)masicashelane
This year sicela ukubuyelwa ilamantombazane akhala aziphonse phansi uma sibajolela hayi laba abasijolela back😂
Ngicela usizo guys, ngifuna umuntu ozogada ugogo wami 👵🏽 ona-88 years. Lo muntu ngizomkhokhela R2 500 ngenyanga, ukudla ngizomthengela kanye nama-cosmetics.
Ugogo ubehlala nomalume, washona umalume. Wahlala no-anti, washona u-anti. Wahlala nomfazi kabhuti, washona umkamfowethu. Wahlala nomzukulu wakhe, washona naye. Manje bengimqashele omunye usisi, naye ushonile last week.
Ngiyan’cela baf’ethu, ugogo uhleli yedwa manje. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. 🚶🏽 🚶🏽 ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha. 😐
Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥
Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.
Ngafeyila u-grade 11 4 times, ngaphasa u-Matric with 6 distinctions kodwa azange ngiye enyuvesi ngenxa yemali. Ngasebenza kwaPEP for 2 years before ngiye e-UKZN & finishing in record time. Now I’m a qualified CA.
Ngiyadlala, ngizama ukuba yi-motivational speaker. 😐
WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂
BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”
Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.
Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂
To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
Kahleni-ke ma-local artists, ubani manje uSamthing Madadeni? 🤨
Black Coffee unenhlanhla ngokuthola owesifazane oqotho futhi onobuntu, abanye ngabe kade basiphosta lesiya sandla. 🙄
Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”
Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥