(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
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uyayaz le pain umuntu afike usaqala nokuphaka bese exoxisa into engekho
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Ashaye inhlaya umbiza uncine sungahlek lento ayishoy uhleke yen
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Uthume uBf ayekuthenga icold idrink abuye ethi bathi kushoda R1.
Yazi angina mona jolani
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Ngakhumbula X yami epheka Curry sengathi umfula ogcwele imfucuza konke kuyanta
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Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..
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Stepmother……. Go jwang my boy 👦?
Son…….. Futsek o thuba mayapa ya batho wena
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U ve u girl 👧 I don’t date a broke guy’s,,
usho une phone icima iku 85 % ayivule itsi 6% ayi charge after 3 minutes itsi 100% ayikhiphe itsi 55%
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Umunt acele umufakele efrijini lakho ajike azobopha ifindo eliqine kanje..uthi ngizowuvula kanjan plastic!!
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Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”
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Ngangithi kuyoshaya lo nyaka nginomuzi wami, 😥 ngiyabavuma ogogo benu shem.
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Yaz uth usuymisele
kuth vosho😂😂😂
mina ngabaleka😂
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In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime
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Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔
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Njengoba ufuna umshado nje, ungakhohlwa ukuthi lapho upheka ngisho usuthi. 😐
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MowUmnAndi 🍑🔥it’s either umUmbii or uneshwaPha finish
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