Hlafuna kahle phela
Besho kwiChiefs idla
iPirates

Mbali : Ngcela ungiphathele into edliwayo.
Mlungisi : Ngiyoyifakha kanjani iPirates yonke emotwen mina🤔😂😂

“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?” 🤔

Ezinye impama azidingi kuth
Uphindisele zifuna uhambe 🚶
Ubuye sowusike iphiko
Evenini Yama phoyisa🚔

Uke ucabange nje ukuth
Uma udla amaqanda ukuth
Udla ingane yomfazi🤔

Ladies Thola izinza zakhe
Ezimbili Uzihlanganise
Nobisi🥛Uphuze 😊
Ubuye uzongbonga😭

Indoda eqotho mabethi
“Bbe angina data” ithi yona
Bbe relax soxox kusas mas unalo

Ngisola I Skin cancer yaz
Manginwaya emhlane
iinzipho zibuya
Zimnyama😭

Akekho ushoti okhuluma
Kancane,😏😪
Yey inomsindo lemi
Khovu🏃🏃

Ayikho neyodwa intombazane yaseMlazi 👩engenayo I Ex ye Pakistan 👳

Me: searching on Google how to bath in 2 minutes
Google: hambo buza abantu bakwa Mkhize, Mthethwa nabakw Dube

Ayikho i ntombazane enama panty a more than 4 unless iphiwa abelungu ba mawayo….

Umuntu asuke no 2 plate westofu e mtuba ayowisa ugesi University

inquza akusiyo inhlamba other wise ngabe awuyi nayo esontweni

Ngibingelela ama khosazane ase slungwin amahle nanike makhosazane akwa Zulu nezishwapha nehluzu & ubumbi