When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT
Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.
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Grade 12’s here is ur new time table
08:30- Generations
09:00- Muvhango
09:30- Skeem Saam
10:00- Emzini Wezinsizwa
10:30 Break
11:30- Rhythm City
12:00- Scandal
Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!
Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole
Uthole u Mbali ahlezi phans e tavern Kant
sekadabule I Jean yaka Noxolo😂
Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do
wenzani uDraw’iAttention nah!?😕
:- Ngidraw’iAttention mina!!… ung’bona ng’pheth’ipen ne Drawing Board la!?😬
#Eish..
Whites : sorry you dropped your wallet 🙌
Black : u jehovah mkhulu
Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢
Imagine Dating Someone Who Blocks And Unblocks You…
ngathi Uyi Drain Yamasimba
Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔
White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena
You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”
KFC cashier :would you like to donate R2 for a hungry child.
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Zulu guy :Mbizeni ngizodla naye LA!
Caroly: They catch me male Cow
Me : What 😮
Caroly: They Catch Me Bull
Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏
Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie
I can’t wait to teach my boy that
Head- ikhanda
Snake – _umngani_
Rubbish – intombi
Education- Best Friend
