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Sisi wami ngenye imini ziyongena zilandelana kanje kini ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿƒ zizodla ummbila wakini, ngoba angazi anibiyi ngani



Umve umntu esithi andiyiseli I whisky engaphantsi kwe R500 kodwa unxila ngathi utye imbamba xase nxilile uyazichamela

Hawuuu kanti unjena ngihlale kubona ku Facebook mina bengakwazi ukuthi unje ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ


Ngicela ukubuza kuwe ntombi yami.
Kufikaka kanjan kuwena uma bengibiza ngesishimane?๐Ÿ™„


Uyayazi le pain yokuhlangana nekhansela ungaphethe ngisho imvubu lee.


Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?

Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..

O di tshetshela lilai lidenya-denya la polony nne a ntshetshela kulai kusekene-sekene kune ndi a kona u vhona na mbevha i seli๐Ÿ˜ž


There are statements in life I will never understand,
like “If you really love him, let him go” ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Hayibo uyaphi ngimthanda๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”


Lala kancane la eceleni komgwaqo ๐Ÿ˜ฅ ngzokvusa mina kusho iSmirnoff Kimi๐Ÿ˜ช

Ujole nomsuthu kubanda kanje avele avuke ngo 03:00 AM athathe ingubo ayochama Nayo


SAthi siyothenga ama Gown wathi “its gay” buka manje uhudula
i Blanket indlu yonke ngathi Umsotho๐Ÿ˜

I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record