Bese kuba yilaba uma kuthiwa umuntu ushonile bathi: “Ubenani?”
Nisuke nizomvusa yini? 🤔
Kahleni bakwethu.
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Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani
“Buyela la uphuma khona!”
Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.
Uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqondana someone who will make life more easier.Kanti ulande iPrimus Stove.Uthi usafake iPricker🍆 igqamuka one way la endlini lento.Iyapoka
Umuntu akucele uR2 kodwa iStove sakubo sihlangene nekhabethe futhi sinane Sun-Roof😑💔
Iyiph i KFC emnandi between Hungry Lion and Chicken Licken? 😋😪
Ngeke ngiphinde ngihambe ebusuku ngikahwe iphephe lama norithozi
Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.
Oh, and futhi anginisabi.
Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐
Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?
Bese belengisa i-mask ngaphansi kwesilevu usuku lonke, kube sengathi bazoyifaka uma i-Corona sebeyibona ingena ngomnyango.
Iyasebenza i-lipstick 💄 because ifihla nama-lips asaxetshulwa ugologo. 🥃
Mina nje ngiyofela iqiniso.
“Sthandwa sami, this is my male bestie.” Lapho usho umuntu onama-lips a-pink ongawacabuza kwawena mjita.
Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”
Uke wanaka ukuthi iskole as’phumi, kuphuma izingane nothisha? 😮
Graduation gown iyasinda, ngayizwa kahle kwa-grade R, ngathi no more.