Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”
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Usisi wakwa makhelwane be like “Sengingamane ngishiywe indoda kunokuba ngishiywe abangani beyophuza”
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Khona obabona kuma profile picture
nje ukuthi bakhulumela ukudla!!
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Uma usabiza iSim Card nge Stater pack ..
sala ku 2017 kzoshuba
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Bathi we dont break up no mOre sivele sithande omunye phez’komunye!!
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Ngokuvakasha nje kwaSisi wakwa makhelwane ngalamaholidi sewuphuma ngesudi ukuyokha amanzi empompini… Why u doing that bro???
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I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Uma ubabazala emutsha kuWhatsapp uzabona
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Wena ngaleso iskhathi suyethukile usuzibuza ukuth kanti lomfazi uhambe wayaceba yini kibo angathi ubabazala ubhala amagama anzima
Then ngo10:00 uzabona imessage ingena ” salubonani mokhenyan linjuna lemulu”
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STRESS vs PAIN
Sometimes kubukeka ngathi kungcono ukuzwa istress kunokuzwa ipain kanti ingcono ipain kunestress,
Inkinga istress sigijima nenqondo kanti ipain igijima nenyama emzimbeni.
Ungcono umuntu ozwa ipain kunomuntu obhekene nestress. If uya kwadokotela uyawathola amaphilisi epain but awekho okuqeda istress.
Kubuhlungu ukuba nestress kodwa kubuhlungu kakhulu ukupretenda sengathi awnaso istress kanti uhleli nabantu abakhululekile.
Istress sikwenza ungalali kungekhona ukuthi ucefezelwa izinja zakamakhelwane, sikwenze ungadli usuthe i-aphetyt kuphele ispeysi sokudla, sikugqokise izimpahla wawuzigqoka eminyakeni ewu 5 endlule.
Nazi engizithandayo ngalamadoda amabili uStress no Pain, bathi
Asibheki ukuthi uzalwa umabani, asibheki ubulili neminyaka, asibheki ukuthi uphuma ekhaya elinjani.
Ungasibukeli kude isimo somuntu mangabe singakabhekani nawe ngoba kusasa kungawe.
Istress sibambelele kumaproblems, ungagxili enkingeni oyibonayo ukuthi ngeke isalunga but let it go, lungisa okulungisekayo. Ayikho ipain eyophela ungazange wazithunuka, qale uthunukale ukuze uzosinda
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Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!
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Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?
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Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi
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Njengoba izinsuku onyaken ziwu 365 angkholwa nje ukuth sonke la sigeza 365 days… Mina nani bangani sishaya la ko 120 days ngonyaka
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Obunye ubukhwele bu serious
Guy: ungaphi babie
Girl: At the funeral
Nika isidumbu i phone
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
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