Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers

Vele nuke umsuzo
wodwa

Ngahlulwa i maths yase taxin
ngaze ngamemeza
BAKHOKHE BONKE E FRONT SEAT
YASE BACKSEAT$

A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2

Did u know?
.
Umsuzo unaka njengama simba.
so make usuza usuke usinyela yazi

Mshaye mshayeeeeeee umuntu wakho
umshaye ngempama

Umlahle ngesbhakela umtshele ngangijwayeli kabi…
umtshel…sferb angzwani naso
mmmmshaye mshaye….umuntu wakho

Vendas: Insurance
Sothos: Insurance
Xhosas: Insurance
Pedis: Insurance
Tsongas: Insurance
Zulus: Umshwalensi
Zulus Do You Really Want To Be Part Of This Country Ore Kanjani Mara ?

Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”