Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.

After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn

Yaz ube Single ngathi kukhona umunt’ om’layayo

English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla
–
English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla
–
English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla
–
English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla
–
English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla
…
Part Two
…
It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected 🍆
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile

Kulondoda engangimkweleda imali yakhe, manje one day waqhamuka ezofuna imali yakhe. Ngoba ngangihlezi labantwana ngabona ukuthi ukubaleka akuyenzi ngabe ngithi abafana bangimbokothe ngebhavu, langempela bangimbokotha.
Uthe efika ebuza abafana bathi ubaba kakho.
Undoda nango ebethi ebafaneni hayi kulungile angabuya limtshele ukuthi isikhathi sesiside engikweleda sengibona kungcono ngithathe ibhavu yami.

I wonder iEX yami ipoka ikuphi?
Phela wayethe she can’t live without me.

Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..

Her: Babe I got an accident
Me: Ikuku iXap mara?

School Presentation
Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi…