CURRICULUM VITAE OF SELIBONA NYAA

Surname : Nyaa
Name : I said Nyaa
Date of Birth : 27 Years
I.D no : N/A
Sex : 6 Times a day
Marital Status : H I V Negative
Race : I hate Racing
Health : I’m fine , thank u n u ?
Home Language : I am in Zulu
Other Language : Mgosi
Hobbies : Dogs
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal Adress : Eskoleni nxt to Mahlongo’s Tarven
Highest Grade Passed : Standard 1
Year Obtained : 1987

REFERENCES
Name of Person : Sibusiso Dlomo
Position : Generations
Relationship : call Mfundi Vundla

Naw’jola nam, ng’cela uve ungkhumbuta kuze ngingakhohlwa

Exam iqalile🕓
Ipeni lithengiwe✏
Uthisa ungenile👵
Iphepha lifikile📑
Pakish’imbuzi uvele uphase📝📚
Asphaseni !!!😻

I use to bath twice or more during summer,
ngangaz kuth lemin iyeza!!

Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.

Njengoba likhala ngamakhaza amancane kanjena pho nizolunga emotuary

Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.

Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??

Me: baba ngwenya

Ngiphuphe ngiyeke utshwala.
Akekho yini umuntu owazi ukulahlisa amaphupho amabi?

WHITE:DON’T CRY MY BEAUTY ANGEL💞MOM LOVES YOU

BLACK:BIZANI INUNU IZOMUDLA

As long as you are dating Palesa, Lerato, Bontle, Boitumelo, Karabo, Thato, Thabang, Nthabiseng, Sipho, Mbali and Lebo…….!! I swear you wont find inner Peace!!.
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Bafeba