Imagine As You Enter Heaven And Jesus Asks
“Onore Xikwembu Ke Mang”?

Inkani yomZulu ngathi yi-trolley yase shoprite. Ay’control’lek

ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment💊 uphume ushaya nayi le walk.

When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom💣💣💣

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎

Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet🚽”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s

Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.

Knock on the door 🚪

Me:ke mang
Ke Johanna
Me:14 or mokolobetsi?

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese

I most yamatheken amahle
Azwana ne camera kunamanzi

Iwoman on TOP ifuna ibele lisamile.
Sikhathele ukushaywa yila alele ngathi yimpama

Parents should really stop acting like they did us a favour by raising us✋.

😏Mina nje I was really cool emasendeni zange ngicel ukuza la mhlabeni

Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s 😂😂😂

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.