At work
Whites: Has the boss arrived yet?
Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?

Dear Zulus
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson

– Whites : Boys And Girls
– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane
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– Whites : They Look Like Girls
– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane

Ubufebe buyabulala guys .
Just ask yourself ukuthi why kungekho uGogo obizwa ngo Zinhle,
Mbali, Sne, Rato or Palesa.

When you Fail in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT

Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.

Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.

When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”

Orlando Pirates Fan Died Because
He Refused To Say “Makhosi” While
A Sangoma Was Consulting Him.

Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego?

Zulu: Themba, Bhekumuzi, Sthembiso and Siyanda.
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Pedi: Tempa, Pekumusi, Stempiso and Siyanta..
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But when we say Limpompo you cry. Wa tseba yini a se sotlwa ka lena nathi sibolela kantlela sifuna nkayo.

Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego???