Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo ๐๐
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Kanti uRamaphosa uzosiculela nini ngoba uZuma ngaleskhathi wayeseqalile ngomshini wakhe๐๐
Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”๐๐๐
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”๐
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Rich: Hello room service๐
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?๐ฏ
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry๐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them๐
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Rich: Jerry is here!
WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULU๐โIBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI๐ฒโโ
MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOU…GAME IS OVER
Kwathiwa esklleni asikhulume isngisi, uSakhile sukulonke belokhu ethi “wow”
Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado
Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini
Homemade yellow bones I’m not happy with your necks ๐
You can’t be Beyonce and Susan on muvhango at the same time ๐
Iamahlaya esizulu ngiyawacela uma uthela is way
I emanzini ufake icofee kuphums INI?
I am the boss of my heart,
ngiyaqasha futhi ngiyadiliza uma usungidakelwa
Mhla layeka ukubhema Insango Niyobona ukuthi iPost Ayinayo iVolume..
Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
Ngendlela omnyama ngayo sengathi wazalwa ukhanulwa๐๐
Him; yini uju ngesingisi?
Her; angizi Honey
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Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi
Ngishuthe ugogo nge flash light and kuyimanje ngibizelwa
I family meeting kuthiwa ngishaye ugogo ngezulu
U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba