Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.

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Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽

God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”

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Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

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👵🏽: “Makoti!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.”

👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”

👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”

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Ama-posts alapha ekhaya angiwabhekise kumuntu, kodwa uma isicathulo sikunela, sigqoke Cinderella.

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Dear Gift Of The Givers,

INkosi inibusise ngalo msakazo omuhle kangaka enangipha wona njengoba nanilapha eHuuzville Home For The Aged. Ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesikhombisa (87), umndeni wami wangiletha lapha ngoba bethi baxakwe ngumsebenzi engekho ozonginakekela. Ngithanda ukudlulisa
okukhulu ukubonga kanye nothando enilukhombisile kulesi salukazi esiyimina esesilahlwe ngumndeni
waso.

Umkhozi wami (sengisho lo engilala naye ekamelweni) uneminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu (95) kanti ubehlale enomsakazo wakhe; kodwa ubengangivumeli ngiwusebenzise. Wangitshela ukuthi kwakungokamyeni wakhe osewashona, ngakho-ke ngokuqonda lokho, wayefuna ukuwugcina uphephile.

Nakhu-ke ngelinye ilanga umsakazo wakhe lowo wawa washayeka kabi waba zicucu ngenkathi ezama ukuvuka aye endlini encane. Kwakukubi impela, ekhala umngani wami. Wangibuza ukuthi angawusebenzisa yini owami, ngaba nenkulu intokozo lapho sengimtshela ukuthi akafusege.

Ngiyabonga ngaleli thuba.
INkosi inibusise.

Yimina,
uTryphina Nyembe

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Mii: Yhoo bbe umuhler eish
Bbe: Namanga Bbep
Mii:eish bbe wavel wangbamba Yhoo 😕😂

#îsså

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Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣

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Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣

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Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane

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U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku lu🍠🍆ifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe

Girl: weMah, ngekukholwe
Mah:wozanazo ntanam kunjani eThekwini
Girl:ngithole indoda entsha ntsha nepipi yakhe ibingakavulwa isaku plastic…..

……..Girl akayazi condom………

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Ebhayibhelini ayeli tshumi(10) amankazana elinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
fundani iBhayibheli liyekele ubuthutha babonyoko

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In English:Wife material😋😊

In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi

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