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At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?

Se like lananzelela yini ukuthi ireaction yokuhleka kumacomments ikhamisa kakhulu ukudlula amanye.?

I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake

– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ?
– White Man: No Ways Dude That’s impossible

(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)

– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ?
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??

People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?

Whites: We had a few drinks

Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

WHITES: I didn’t think he’d be such a bad person hey…

BLACKS: Ngimbone evela nje nge-spotti se-Dickies namehlo athusayo. Igazi lami lathi shaaarrrr… Ngavele ngathi lo akalunganga nex !!

I was watching Friends Like These the other day
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So the guys went to Face 2 Face… They all had white chairs except for one friend…
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Dj SBU: Asim’ shiyeni Bafwethu, uzo understander
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Friends’ Hahaha siyam’ shiya
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Eish
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The nigga wasukuma… Went straight to the first guy
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“Ngicela iskipa Sam”
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Friend: Kabza kau, we on TV come on… Why wenza sow??
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The guy continued “Mfethu ngicela iskipa… Nihambeni kahle”
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Sisabhekile kanjalo, he went to the second guy
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“Manqoba… Ngicela iR300 yam mfethu… Ubungani buphelile”
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Dj SBU was just staring there laughing
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This nigga ubabambe ngama washin
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“Anihambi ninga ngiphanga izinto zam”
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The older one tried to talk to the nigga
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“Ndoda come on, this is childish”
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The nigga turned to him “Wena unga khulumi… Ngi frayza i-iron yasekhaya”
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Live on television
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Dj SBU got worried and stopped laughing
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“Hai man boy, you’ll get your things. Why you humiliating your friends on TV??”
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“Wena Dj Sbu unga khulumi please… Uyazi angina bazali??”
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Eh I stopped laughing lapho
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Their other friend said “Let’s give it a try guys… We can’t leave him”
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The nigga turned to him “Kuzok’ siza loko… Cause nawe ngizofuna wonke ama shirt wam”
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Hebanna… Mxm that night… Friends Like These played for 2 hours
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We saw Andile for the first time that Saturday night
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Nigga kept saying “Anihambi ngingaka tholi izinto zam… You guys are fake friends…”
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Andile said “Is an opportunity of a lifetime”
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They had to phone umama ka ntanga to talk to her son and let the niggas go
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Kwafika nabo Gadaffi ku Friends Like These… Angithi vele Generations bayenzela next to Friends Like These studios…
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I’ll never forget that night…
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Amajita ended up akhumula iympahla live on television
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“Vrega ungakhohlwa naleyo jean eyami”
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Bekuyi sono shem

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