Hlabangan’elimhlophe matshinga, magalela’gase njenge ngonyama
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Ama yellow bone asendalini kulensulu adlula ama dark bone
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Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.
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Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”
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Uthi uyadlula nendoda yakho emfishane ngase Creche uzwe ngengane sezimemeza zithi
“weMisi !! Misi!!!! nang omunye sebaleka”
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Ngiphuphe ngiyeke utshwala.
Akekho yini umuntu owazi ukulahlisa amaphupho amabi?
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Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.
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Uzwe umjita ethi ufuna umfazi ome kahle, kodwa osisi bakhe bamise okwamafu.
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UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”
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Boy:sawbona ntokazi…
Girl:yebo
Boy:wazewamuhle yaz ungshaya ngaphakath.
Girl:ngoba ngith angphethe nduku nj,futh ngsemgwaqen…
Boy:ohh! Ok,sis bengsacel ungiph inumbr yakh umungakwaz…
Girl:ngekengkwaz cause nginenamb eyodw mangkupha yona ngeke ngibenay enye
Boy: ….
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Azipheli ezibuhlungu sekuphinde kwashona ilanga 
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When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..
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Bese kuzoba yile genge yaseGoli e-pronounce u”R” ngathi ineskhohlela emlonyeni. 
“25 grhanta.”
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Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”
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IZOLO NGICISHE NGAZIBHOSHELA ngiphupha iX yam ithi asibuyelane
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Axake umuntu afune umdayisele imbuzi umtshene imali athi iyabiza, athi ubaba wayezifuye zoning kabi zazingabizi kanje, akhohlwe ukuthi akuzona zababawakhe lezi, angithi kwakuthiwa akeluse abalekele emajikini akashone khona ke ayoyithenga khona
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